I'm being set up by the Clintons - Page 4

SteveDallas · 10-06-2003, 01:57 PM

Forget Rush! Is Elle OK???

Rush Limballs · 10-07-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
Forget Rush! Is Elle OK???

I saw her in rehab.

The hospital staff was paying way too much attention to her for my ego to handle. They wanted to get into her pants more than they wanted to hear me blab on and on .....for hours and hours.

slang · 10-07-2003, 03:41 AM

HEY!

Did I just hear you say on your broadcast that you love your listeners?

When did you fall in love? When your income from the show seemed like it might trickle off because of Kofi's smear?

God · 10-07-2003, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by slang
Did I just hear you say on your broadcast that you love your listeners?

Notice he didnt specify what race of listeners he loves.

Rush Limballs · 10-07-2003, 03:56 AM

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Originally posted by slang
When did you fall in love? When your income from the show seemed like it might trickle off because of Kofi's smear?

Mr Snerdley, would you kill Slang's 24/7 membership? Yes, kill the love.

No, wait! I'd need to refund the balance. Never mind.

Donovan McNads · 10-09-2003, 03:43 AM

I just wish you hadnt used *me* in your little comment.

Now I gotta *bust my ass* 24/7 !

Thanks!

Rush Limballs · 10-10-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Donovan McNads
Taking Rush's Oxycotin for the pain

Bad idea Nads.

Yes, it's true. I am addicted to prescription painkillers

As I said in the last remaining moments of my show today, I will be going into full detox for this addiction. This program lasts 30 days and I will have my regular guest hosts take over the show until I return.

I fisrt started using these drugs after an unsuccessful back surgery and have continued for the past 4 years.

(thinks to self-- maybe I *shouldnt be golfing if I have that bad of a back pain*!)

Thank you all for the letters and call of support, I appreciate them more than you will ever know.

God · 10-10-2003, 03:47 PM

In a amazing reversal, millions of people are now hoping you recover from this Rush.

Normally I get several million prayers a day requesting that you get hit by a bus. They normally are shifted directly into the circular file.

Now there are millions of sincere prayers for me to help you.

I'll work on you as hard as you do!

slang · 10-10-2003, 04:02 PM

(dialing)

1-800-288-2882

ring...ring

Rush: Yes?

Slang: Hey Rush, smee. Slang.

Rush: (silence)

Slang: I was just wonderin' if you were going to sue the Golfing establishment(s) of the country the same way the dems are suing the firearms industries? It seems pretty clear that thay are responsible for your addiction. The firearms lawsuits are about as weak as you suing golf(tm) for your back pain but since they started the ball rolling.......

Rush: (click)

Slang: Hello?

wolf · 10-10-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Rush Limballs
Yes, it's true. I am addicted to prescription painkillers

A discrete and secure detox bed awaits you, should you need it, oh maha rushie. Nobody would ever think of looking here ... none of the media feeding frenzy associated with the Betty Ford Clinic. And we'll let you smoke your cigars.

Just one important question ... hard walls or soft ones?

(all joking aside ... prescription pain killers has got to be one of the worst addictions to beat, because, after all, you're addicted to something NOT because you were (originally) using it recreationally, but because it was essential for your ability to function.)

darclauz · 10-11-2003, 06:39 PM

I was thinking, Rush, that maybe you and Jimmy Swaggart should hang out. I mean, he was the anti-porn pornman and then there's you...mister conservative rxman. maybe if you apologize, someone will give you a tv pulpit.

elSicomoro · 10-11-2003, 07:03 PM

He's already had a TV show: early-to-mid 90s.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2003, 07:29 PM

So he has a history of not being able to hold a job.

Rush Limballs · 10-11-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by darclauz
...mister conservative rxman. maybe if you apologize, someone will give you a tv pulpit.

1) I dont *need* a tv pulpit, I have the most successful radio program in the history of planet Earth. No, make that the galaxy.

2) I'm not good at apologizing and I certainly dont cry like Jimmy "who's yer daddy" Swaggart.

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Originally posted by sycamore
He's already had a TV show: early-to-mid 90s.

If you think back, you'll remember the show was on at 2 or 3 am! I couldnt get the liberal execs to give me any other spot. If I had gotten primetime, I'd have the most successful TV and radio programs in the history of the galaxy .

elSicomoro · 10-11-2003, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Rush Limballs
If you think back, you'll remember the show was on at 2 or 3 am!

Not where I lived--it was on at 11:30pm, right after Johnny Carson/Jay Leno.

10-10-2003, 03:47 PM	#53
God Not half the God I used to be Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best Posts: 120	In a amazing reversal, millions of people are now hoping you recover from this Rush. Normally I get several million prayers a day requesting that you get hit by a bus. They normally are shifted directly into the circular file. Now there are millions of sincere prayers for me to help you. I'll work on you as hard as you do! Last edited by God; 10-10-2003 at 03:49 PM.

10-11-2003, 06:39 PM	#56
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	Like Jimmy and Porn I was thinking, Rush, that maybe you and Jimmy Swaggart should hang out. I mean, he was the anti-porn pornman and then there's you...mister conservative rxman. maybe if you apologize, someone will give you a tv pulpit. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

10-11-2003, 07:29 PM	#58
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So he has a history of not being able to hold a job. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-06-2003, 01:57 PM	#46
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Forget Rush! Is Elle OK???

10-07-2003, 03:41 AM	#48
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	HEY! Did I just hear you say on your broadcast that you love your listeners? When did you fall in love? When your income from the show seemed like it might trickle off because of Kofi's smear?

10-09-2003, 03:43 AM	#51
Donovan McNads Wishes Rush would slam him every week Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5	I just wish you hadnt used me in your little comment. Now I gotta bust my ass 24/7 ! Thanks!

10-10-2003, 04:02 PM	#54
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	(dialing) 1-800-288-2882 ring...ring Rush: Yes? Slang: Hey Rush, smee. Slang. Rush: (silence) Slang: I was just wonderin' if you were going to sue the Golfing establishment(s) of the country the same way the dems are suing the firearms industries? It seems pretty clear that thay are responsible for your addiction. The firearms lawsuits are about as weak as you suing golf(tm) for your back pain but since they started the ball rolling....... Rush: (click) Slang: Hello?

10-11-2003, 07:03 PM	#57
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	He's already had a TV show: early-to-mid 90s.

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