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Old 09-13-2019, 09:20 PM   #16
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Old 09-14-2019, 02:27 PM   #17
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Look like a fool in front of YOUR BOSSES BOSS and deman raises;carry on like a 2yo while dancing round the room

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Old 09-14-2019, 04:23 PM   #18
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Make fart noises whenever the boss bends over to pick something up

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Old 09-14-2019, 10:53 PM   #19
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Notice how crappy your boss looks and call him @ 2am telling him about it;carry on and on until he explodes

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Old 09-14-2019, 11:16 PM   #20
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Overwrite the accounts file with your D&D stats

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Old 09-15-2019, 11:28 AM   #21
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When the boss bends over tear a sheet of copy paper in half.

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Old 09-15-2019, 12:37 PM   #22
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Old 09-15-2019, 01:20 PM   #23
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Old 09-15-2019, 02:49 PM   #24
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Old 09-16-2019, 07:13 AM   #25
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Resist his/her affections.

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Old 09-16-2019, 01:33 PM   #26
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Stop bathing

Speak your mind in meetings

Sniff cocaine on the boss's desk

Stab a coworker

Sue the company you work for

Slap the boss's mama

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Old 09-16-2019, 06:41 PM   #27
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Tambourine and Sing the Hare Krishna mantra during meetings
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Old 09-16-2019, 11:34 PM   #28
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Old 09-17-2019, 07:14 AM   #29
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Vending machine assault, all day every day.

We had a guy who trashed the copier daily at my old job, but he was fireproof.


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Old 09-17-2019, 09:29 AM   #30
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Eat a can of Showboat pork and beans 1 hr before a 2 hr meeting.

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