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01-09-2009, 12:15 PM
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop!
Watch this in high quality if you can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA This may be one of the very best Onion Newscasts they've ever done.
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01-09-2009, 12:23 PM
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"virtually unbreakable, unless dropped or hit"
 The Onion Rox. --Be sure to pause it to see what the autofill sentances actually are, for an extra hoot 
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01-09-2009, 12:32 PM
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I like these...
"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple." and "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away"
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01-09-2009, 01:36 PM
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"Here at Apple, we like to think that we're giving customers features they don't even realize they want yet."
"I like how an email automatically says 'sent from a Macbook Wheel'...That way people know you have one."
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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01-09-2009, 01:38 PM
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That second one made me laugh too. It's just like the iPhone.
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01-09-2009, 02:02 PM
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Yabbut Blackberrys did it first.
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01-09-2009, 02:03 PM
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True dat
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01-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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I changed my Blackberry options so mine stopped saying that. Although it is good to have it on there so people will forgive your crappy typing.
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01-09-2009, 02:58 PM
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At least change it to say crackberry.
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