You RFN, 2013 - Page 12

footfootfoot · 03-12-2013, 09:25 AM

They're sucking the life blood out of him!

It's Robin of Loxley all over again. RUN Glatt, the prioress is wicked!

glatt · 03-12-2013, 09:28 AM

It's a quick way to lose weight. Lost a pound in about ten minutes.

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 09:34 AM

Did you know the average office worker clicks their mouse 5000 times a day? And that adds up to 7 calories burned every single day? You can eat that extra baby carrot.

footfootfoot · 03-12-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Did you know the average office worker clicks their mouse 5000 times a day? And that adds up to 7 calories burned every single day? You can eat that extra baby carrot.

Does that factor in the coloric expenditure of chewing the baby carrot?

Also, if you put calories into the baby carrot (as heat in cooking) do any of those calories carry over when you ingest the carrot? Of Course factoring in the reduced calorie expense from the softened carrot requiring less vigorous chewing.

(BTW, the above is a highly accurate depiction of me, RFN or actually RF Always. It can be exhausting inside my head. Be grateful I don't smoke dope and post, it's an order of magnitude more minutious, and less coherent with even more made-up words. Not to mention the neologisms.

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infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 12:09 PM

I don't know. I'll have to ask 'the researchers.' Whoever they are. I heard it on the radio this morning.

I remember in HS reading you can actually lose weight chewing celery. I like celery, but it'd be way better if you could lose weight chewing, say, beef jerky.

Anyway, I'll trade you what's behind curtain number 1 in my head for what's behind door number 3 in your head.

glatt · 03-12-2013, 12:17 PM

I saw on the internet that if your beer is cold enough, you can lose weight drinking beer because it lowers your body temperature and the calories get burned heating you back up again. But then I later saw that the guys that did the math were counting a food calorie as 1 real calorie, when really, a food calorie is 1000 real calories. I can understand their confusion, but I bet that really took the wind out of their sails when it was explained to them.

BigV · 03-12-2013, 12:19 PM

note to glatt--do not flex left arm.

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 12:21 PM

Oh man, if you could lose weight drinking beer I'd weigh about 2 pounds.

DanaC · 03-12-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

You can eat that extra baby carrot.

Noooooooooo!

ZenGum · 03-12-2013, 05:55 PM

With a nice glass of Merlot.

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 05:59 PM

I wouldn't eat cutie-pie Carrot, even with a glass of Merlot.

Oh wait...i just got that! Merlot the dog, right? I'm slow.

Gonna go meet my friends' 6 week old german shepherd this weekend. I will steal him.

Gravdigr · 03-13-2013, 05:06 PM

Glatt are serious donor.

Sundae · 03-14-2013, 09:31 AM

Me, this morning in borrowed waterproofs!
Whiting Bay, Arran.

Then about 2 hours ago at the remains of Torrylinn Cairn at Kilmory.
I'll update that thread when I can.

Nirvana · 03-14-2013, 09:39 AM

>love<

BigV · 03-14-2013, 09:44 AM

Arran suits you!

That looks like a wonderful place, and you look like you're have a good time.

03-12-2013, 09:25 AM	#166
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	They're sucking the life blood out of him! It's Robin of Loxley all over again. RUN Glatt, the prioress is wicked! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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03-12-2013, 05:55 PM	#175
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03-14-2013, 09:31 AM	#178
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Me, this morning in borrowed waterproofs! Whiting Bay, Arran. Then about 2 hours ago at the remains of Torrylinn Cairn at Kilmory. I'll update that thread when I can. Attached Images __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-12-2013, 09:28 AM	#167
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's a quick way to lose weight. Lost a pound in about ten minutes.

03-12-2013, 09:34 AM	#168
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Did you know the average office worker clicks their mouse 5000 times a day? And that adds up to 7 calories burned every single day? You can eat that extra baby carrot.

03-12-2013, 12:09 PM	#170
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't know. I'll have to ask 'the researchers.' Whoever they are. I heard it on the radio this morning. I remember in HS reading you can actually lose weight chewing celery. I like celery, but it'd be way better if you could lose weight chewing, say, beef jerky. Anyway, I'll trade you what's behind curtain number 1 in my head for what's behind door number 3 in your head.

03-12-2013, 12:17 PM	#171
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I saw on the internet that if your beer is cold enough, you can lose weight drinking beer because it lowers your body temperature and the calories get burned heating you back up again. But then I later saw that the guys that did the math were counting a food calorie as 1 real calorie, when really, a food calorie is 1000 real calories. I can understand their confusion, but I bet that really took the wind out of their sails when it was explained to them.

03-12-2013, 12:21 PM	#173
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh man, if you could lose weight drinking beer I'd weigh about 2 pounds.

03-12-2013, 05:59 PM	#176
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I wouldn't eat cutie-pie Carrot, even with a glass of Merlot. Oh wait...i just got that! Merlot the dog, right? I'm slow. Gonna go meet my friends' 6 week old german shepherd this weekend. I will steal him.

03-14-2013, 09:39 AM	#179
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03-14-2013, 09:44 AM	#180
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Arran suits you! That looks like a wonderful place, and you look like you're have a good time. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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