The price of love is rising

Spexxvet · 11-26-2007, 04:17 PM

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

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NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - If your true love wants to lavish you with gifts for the 12 days of Christmas this year it's going to cost them nearly $20,000 -- a 3.1 percent increase from a year ago.

The 23rd Annual PNC Christmas Price Index showed that rising wages for milkmaids, the higher gold price, and rising food prices would push the cost of funding the holiday song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" up to $19,507 this year.

Good thing there wasn't a tank of gasoline on day 13!

lookout123 · 11-26-2007, 04:44 PM

it looks like renting your love by the hour might be more cost effective.

very NSFW.

http://desertdivas.net/rates.htm

bluecuracao · 11-26-2007, 05:00 PM

Shopping off the Mackenzie brothers' list might be a bit cheaper too.

LJ · 11-26-2007, 05:02 PM

has anyone ever paid for sex?

should we poll?

Sundae · 11-26-2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Good thing there wasn't a tank of gasoline on day 13!

Or shares in Apple come to that.

freshnesschronic · 11-26-2007, 05:08 PM

I bought my girlfriend 80 dollar Uggs on Black Friday. And maybe a card and candy too. She'll love them, and me!

lookout123 · 11-26-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LJ

has anyone ever paid for sex?

should we poll?

isn't that the same as asking if anyone has ever been divorced?

Sundae · 11-26-2007, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

isn't that the same as asking if anyone has ever been divorced?

Ouch!
My husband and I had a divorce settlement that didn't require either of us to pay a penny to eachother.

And I left him with the funds to set up his online business and make the much talked about changes to our cottage when I went.

I've never paid for sex by the by, but it's getting to the point where if I had the money I would pay just to be wined and dined and found fascinating.

Spexxvet · 11-26-2007, 05:43 PM

Yes, I have been paid to have sex.

lookout123 · 11-26-2007, 05:49 PM

how was he?

Spexxvet · 11-26-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

how was he?

Your dad? Tight. Good tongue action.

11-26-2007, 05:55 PM

We are very specific about not spending a lot on each other unless we buy a joint gift.
We dislike commercialism though and have never celebrated valentines day at all.

LJ · 11-26-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Yes, I have been paid (BY A HOOKER)to have sex.(WITH A DIFFERENT HOOKER)

if you didnt hate me, you'd think it was funny.

binky · 11-26-2007, 06:21 PM

I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

Mockingbird · 11-26-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Yes, I have been paid to have sex.

I slept with an ex to get a set of bar glasses and a coffee maker.

I slept with another ex to get a 25% discount at the liquor store.

I'm a whore.

11-26-2007, 04:44 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	it looks like renting your love by the hour might be more cost effective. very NSFW. http://desertdivas.net/rates.htm __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-26-2007, 05:43 PM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Yes, I have been paid to have sex. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-26-2007, 05:49 PM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	how was he? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-26-2007, 05:00 PM	#3
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Shopping off the Mackenzie brothers' list might be a bit cheaper too.

11-26-2007, 05:02 PM	#4
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	has anyone ever paid for sex? should we poll?

11-26-2007, 05:08 PM	#6
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	I bought my girlfriend 80 dollar Uggs on Black Friday. And maybe a card and candy too. She'll love them, and me!

11-26-2007, 05:55 PM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	We are very specific about not spending a lot on each other unless we buy a joint gift. We dislike commercialism though and have never celebrated valentines day at all.

11-26-2007, 06:21 PM	#14
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

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