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This has gotta be fake:
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Fanny
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new kid on the water polo team is called Maddie Libbs (Mad Libbs).
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Oh that's good. That's hilarious, but with a dose of cool.
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Is Tori Hood funny or no?
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Out of South Carolina:
South Carolina police stumble upon massive cache of 7,000 guns Yeah, yeah, sure, sure...An interesting story...And then there's this gem. The second to last paragraph quotes his next door neighbor: Quote:
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Oh, please, please let this happen!
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We have to go back, Kate!
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That shits all over what I was about to post...
Every now and then I get a fun name on my calls - today was the manager of a yacht club whose surname was Flood.
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Second time in a few weeks I've that phrase...
Some buds and I were at the bar. One of them has a very long beard. And it's very red. One of the guys what works in the kitchen of said bar also has a somewhat impressive beard, also red, but nowhere near what my bud has, and not nearly as red. The guy comes out of the kitchen looking around like he's expecting to see someone he knows, or, like he's looking to kick someone's ass. He spy's my bud and laughs out loud, comes down to where we sit at the end of the bar, and says to my bud: "A waiter came by and tapped my shoulder and told me there is a guy at the end of the bar that is shitting all over my beard. He was right!" They talked beard for like ten minutes.
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Back in the 9th grade, my Spanish teacher's last name was Klutz.
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Cindy Fir married Chuck Berger. It was the Fir-Berger wedding.
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