Strange compliments - Page 6

Sundae · 03-22-2009, 08:42 AM

You want to hear more about my vag, right?
I charge for that

capnhowdy · 03-22-2009, 09:09 AM

And SG: I compliment you on your sales expertise.

Stress Puppy · 03-22-2009, 09:20 AM

Oh yeah. Nurses love my veins. They look like they were laid onto my arms, instead of being inside them.

where are the fnords · 03-22-2009, 09:33 PM

some guy asked me for a kiss outside seven eleven...

not sure what to think

lumberjim · 03-22-2009, 09:39 PM

a/s/l?

classicman · 03-22-2009, 09:44 PM

How was he?

03-23-2009, 10:57 AM

My new boyfriend keeps telling me I'm really smart. I kind of want him to stop.

Sundae · 03-23-2009, 11:03 AM

I want a new boyfriend.
And/ or someone who tells me I'm smart.

All I got is my counsellor, and she just implies she doesn't understand me...

Cicero · 03-23-2009, 03:36 PM

I like strange compliments.

This little f'ing 19 year old stood at the counter at the gas station the other day and told me he thought I was very beautiful. It was strange because he was so young...The younger fops usually ignore me completely. Oh, and I had left the house looking shitty, and didn't care until that point. I laffed.

BigV · 03-24-2009, 10:46 AM

"warning lights... next to the danger signs"

Is inscrutable an acceptable substitute for strange?

Actually, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a compliment, now that I think about it.

LabRat · 03-24-2009, 11:51 AM

I have been told on two separate occasions by two different swim coaches in the last month that I have great (hip) rotation.

--my hand entry however is way too close to midline.

Cicero · 03-24-2009, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiki

My new boyfriend keeps telling me I'm really smart. I kind of want him to stop.

A-Haaa! And how long have you been holding that little tid-bit? Psst...Tiki has a new boyfriend.

Spill it! :p

glatt · 03-24-2009, 01:35 PM

She already did. She brought knitting on her first date with him.

DanaC · 03-24-2009, 01:47 PM

Does that mean she was on pins and needles with him?

lumberjim · 03-24-2009, 02:08 PM

i'd tell you awl about it, but it's too long a yarn for me to spin just now.

03-22-2009, 08:42 AM	#76
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You want to hear more about my vag, right? I charge for that __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-22-2009, 09:09 AM	#77
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	And SG: I compliment you on your sales expertise. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-22-2009, 09:20 AM	#78
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	Oh yeah. Nurses love my veins. They look like they were laid onto my arms, instead of being inside them. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

03-22-2009, 09:39 PM	#80
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a/s/l? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-22-2009, 09:44 PM	#81
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	How was he? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-22-2009, 09:33 PM	#79
where are the fnords Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 52	some guy asked me for a kiss outside seven eleven... not sure what to think

03-23-2009, 10:57 AM	#82
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	My new boyfriend keeps telling me I'm really smart. I kind of want him to stop.

03-23-2009, 11:03 AM	#83
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I want a new boyfriend. And/ or someone who tells me I'm smart. All I got is my counsellor, and she just implies she doesn't understand me... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-23-2009, 03:36 PM	#84
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I like strange compliments. This little f'ing 19 year old stood at the counter at the gas station the other day and told me he thought I was very beautiful. It was strange because he was so young...The younger fops usually ignore me completely. Oh, and I had left the house looking shitty, and didn't care until that point. I laffed. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-24-2009, 10:46 AM	#85
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"warning lights... next to the danger signs" Is inscrutable an acceptable substitute for strange? Actually, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a compliment, now that I think about it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-24-2009, 11:51 AM	#86
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I have been told on two separate occasions by two different swim coaches in the last month that I have great (hip) rotation. --my hand entry however is way too close to midline. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-24-2009, 01:35 PM	#88
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	She already did. She brought knitting on her first date with him.

03-24-2009, 01:47 PM	#89
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Does that mean she was on pins and needles with him?

03-24-2009, 02:08 PM	#90
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'd tell you awl about it, but it's too long a yarn for me to spin just now. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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