On the subject of love letters - Page 2

05-09-2006, 09:34 PM

Pearls before swine!
Pearl-necklaces before swine?

Undertoad · 05-09-2006, 09:44 PM

Babe I like your front side too
You've noticed that I stare
I always think about your cooch
and how you make it bare
And while I like the look of it
without that bushy hair
The feel of it is why I wish
to get all up in there.

I'll be like Nipsey Russell of porn or something

DucksNuts · 05-09-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

That's it! - combine the poetry and outrageous email sex.

Girl I often think of you
when I wack to bust a nut.
Your booty drives me so insane
Let's do it in the butt.

Thats...just....umm...beautiful UT!!

You could rival Hallmark with those lil gems

MaryMary · 05-09-2006, 10:13 PM

Your good Undertoad! Do you make them up as you go?

DucksNuts · 05-10-2006, 04:51 AM

Theres a career there for the taking UT

limey · 05-10-2006, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Riddil

Eh, the "fickle female" comment wasn't about HER, it was about women in general. The whole basis of my original post was basically if I wrote a short to-the-point response I may get in trouble. If I write a long email I risk being a phoney.

So "fickle female" is nothing more than a mental sigh that should be translated, "Ah, I really wish I didn't have to think about things like this."

Of course, now you see why writing a long love letter can be such bad news for me! What I mean to say, and what I actually say don't always match up. I've written more than one "sweet" letter that's ended up getting me in hot water.

So go with the gifts/flowers, but beware of chocolate if she is struggling with her weight. Two small really expensive chocolates may be better than a bucket-load of cheapos!

Trilby · 05-10-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Theres a career there for the taking UT

You see? And it all started out as a joke. I want commish.

mrnoodle · 05-10-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Riddil

Met a girl abroad

So which was it?

/gasp /wheeze /kneeslap

I slay myself.

Trilby · 05-10-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

So which was it?

/gasp /wheeze /kneeslap

I slay myself.

I'm glad you think you're so funny. You've gone down inestimably in my view.

HA!

GOTCHA!

BigV · 05-11-2006, 10:18 AM

Riddil:

Speak in your own voice. This is most important. If that voice sounds like long gushy love letters, ok. If that voice sounds like "Hey, this other guy wrote this poem and it says what I feel", fine. If your voice sounds like "I like receiving the letters, but I'm a talker, not a writer", fine, but say so. If your voice is gifts or service or something else, fine, use it. However, I think (my own two cent's worth) that it is important to acknowledge the letters in some way. Don't ignore them because your can't/won't write the same way.

Use *your* voice. But use it.

footfootfoot · 05-11-2006, 10:31 AM

UT, you are a renaissance man. I love those poems. More!

Ibby · 05-16-2006, 12:14 AM

UT, if you don't turn those gems into a Spinal Tap-esque song of rock-and-roll excess I will. Well, no I won't cause I doubt I can write enough more to make a song out of them, but... mneh.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo!

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights!

05-09-2006, 10:13 PM	#19
MaryMary Confounded Conjuror Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bored Stiff, PA Posts: 33	Your good Undertoad! Do you make them up as you go? __________________

05-11-2006, 10:18 AM	#25
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Riddil: Speak in your own voice. This is most important. If that voice sounds like long gushy love letters, ok. If that voice sounds like "Hey, this other guy wrote this poem and it says what I feel", fine. If your voice sounds like "I like receiving the letters, but I'm a talker, not a writer", fine, but say so. If your voice is gifts or service or something else, fine, use it. However, I think (my own two cent's worth) that it is important to acknowledge the letters in some way. Don't ignore them because your can't/won't write the same way. Use your voice. But use it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-11-2006, 10:31 AM	#26
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	UT, you are a renaissance man. I love those poems. More! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-09-2006, 09:34 PM	#16
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Pearls before swine! Pearl-necklaces before swine?

05-09-2006, 09:44 PM	#17
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Babe I like your front side too You've noticed that I stare I always think about your cooch and how you make it bare And while I like the look of it without that bushy hair The feel of it is why I wish to get all up in there. I'll be like Nipsey Russell of porn or something

05-10-2006, 04:51 AM	#20
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Theres a career there for the taking UT

05-16-2006, 12:14 AM	#27
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	UT, if you don't turn those gems into a Spinal Tap-esque song of rock-and-roll excess I will. Well, no I won't cause I doubt I can write enough more to make a song out of them, but... mneh. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo! My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights!

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