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Old 08-24-2005, 07:15 PM   #1
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New Subway Pie Diet. It really works!

New Subway Diet. It works!


I tried it myself.

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* This is a personal comment and not a commercial endorsement from The Principality of New-Utopia or any of its leaders, citizens or admirers, other than Angus O'Mann.
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:18 PM   #2
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Y'know, I can read the all the poems from just one thread starter faster than you can make all the new threads...pies, utopia, subway letters, $$$$ offers, etc.

I'm just sayin.
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:37 PM   #3
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let's see now, almost 6 months since entering the cellar, 6 posts - 5 of which have been to start new threads. yep, he's got potential.
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:29 AM   #4
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Several of the posts don't actually count because he deleted all the content.
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:11 AM   #5
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I prefer the Golden Ring diet. Much more scientific and 100% less poetry!
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:28 AM   #6
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Several of the posts don't actually count because he deleted all the content.
i think those were also subtracted from his post count. he'll never catch up to LJ if he does that.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:43 AM   #7
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He didn't have the ability to delete the posts as they started threads that had replies.
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:55 PM   #8
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Dammit, quit tryin to run him off. Don't leave, Angus.

Wait till he's firmly ensconsed, THEN let him have it

more entertainment for him and us both.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:01 PM   #9
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Seems like he's just posting and running though................what, no witty follow up commentary Angus?
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:35 AM   #10
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He's a drive-by poet laureate.
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:45 AM   #11
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Porta Potty Poet: Poop and run before the smell catches up.
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He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.

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Old 08-26-2005, 02:30 PM   #12
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He's a drive-by poet laureate.
So was Ted Hughes. Sigh. He was such a sexually incontinent asswipe. Sigh.
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