Misguided Souls

Big Sarge · 01-27-2011, 07:13 AM

I've been up most of the night pondering the large number of misguided souls who congregate here in the Cellar. Are they misguided or truly lost. A few I am certain are destined to be burned and quite deservedly!! But, am I here to minister to them? Is that my destiny?

Why do they gather here? Is it because the Cellar equates as darkness? Is the Cellar a form of coven in the land of cyber? Why are there so many of them?? Should we drive them from the figurative darkness into the light of the world?

Yes, I'm quite troubled by these "heretics". I care about them, but at the same time is it even worth the time and effort to save them? Oh, in case you haven't figured it out, these lost souls I am referring to are "liberal democrats".

TheMercenary · 01-27-2011, 08:52 AM

Pass out flashlights.

DanaC · 01-27-2011, 09:29 AM

The Cellar: halfway out of the dark.

Lamplighter · 01-27-2011, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

<snip> "liberal democrats".

There you go being redundant again.

monster · 01-27-2011, 10:01 AM

What has a dark side, a light side and hold the universe together?

duct tape

wolf · 01-27-2011, 01:37 PM

Sarge, I've got your back.

and a handy instruction manual.

skysidhe · 01-27-2011, 02:06 PM

We need a list. I am not paying enough attention to know who they are and so a list is in order. Then, if any come up missing, and land in the poky, I'll know where to look.

It might be hard to wrestle big sarge for them tho.

Lamplighter · 01-27-2011, 02:27 PM

Can I be first on the list ?
I wanna be first...I wanna be first...I wanna be first

Of course, I'm so liberal I'll be sure others get on the list too,
if they have protected class status.

Rhianne · 01-27-2011, 04:19 PM

Liberal Democrats are too right wing for me.

Big Sarge · 01-27-2011, 04:23 PM

Yes, we need to start a prayer list for these poor souls

sexobon · 01-27-2011, 04:30 PM

footfootfoot

Lamplighter · 01-27-2011, 05:23 PM

Then I want Merc and UG on the list with me.

plthijinx · 01-27-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Then I want Merc and UG on the list with me.

talk about a flank!

plthijinx · 01-27-2011, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

..... Should we drive them from the figurative darkness into the light of the world?...Yes, I'm quite troubled by these "heretics". I care about them, but at the same time is it even worth the time and effort to save them? Oh, in case you haven't figured it out, these lost souls I am referring to are "liberal democrats".

i care about humankind (even though i've been banished to the cellar shitter) but sometimes you just can't fix it. people are people. making mistakes, even though they think they are right, will still make mistakes.
we in the south know. someday they will too.

Gravdigr · 01-31-2011, 03:26 PM

My mistakes are righter than your mistakes.

My mistakes can beat up your mistakes.

It is rare that my opinion of someone doesn't go down after I hear them express political opinions, of any flavor.

01-27-2011, 07:13 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Misguided Souls I've been up most of the night pondering the large number of misguided souls who congregate here in the Cellar. Are they misguided or truly lost. A few I am certain are destined to be burned and quite deservedly!! But, am I here to minister to them? Is that my destiny? Why do they gather here? Is it because the Cellar equates as darkness? Is the Cellar a form of coven in the land of cyber? Why are there so many of them?? Should we drive them from the figurative darkness into the light of the world? Yes, I'm quite troubled by these "heretics". I care about them, but at the same time is it even worth the time and effort to save them? Oh, in case you haven't figured it out, these lost souls I am referring to are "liberal democrats". __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-27-2011, 08:52 AM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Pass out flashlights. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-27-2011, 10:01 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What has a dark side, a light side and hold the universe together? duct tape __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2011, 01:37 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sarge, I've got your back. and a handy instruction manual. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-27-2011, 04:23 PM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Yes, we need to start a prayer list for these poor souls __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-27-2011, 02:06 PM	#7
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	We need a list. I am not paying enough attention to know who they are and so a list is in order. Then, if any come up missing, and land in the poky, I'll know where to look. It might be hard to wrestle big sarge for them tho.

01-27-2011, 02:27 PM	#8
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Can I be first on the list ? I wanna be first...I wanna be first...I wanna be first Of course, I'm so liberal I'll be sure others get on the list too, if they have protected class status.

01-27-2011, 04:19 PM	#9
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Liberal Democrats are too right wing for me.

01-27-2011, 04:30 PM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Misguided Soles footfootfoot

01-27-2011, 05:23 PM	#12
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Then I want Merc and UG on the list with me.

01-31-2011, 03:26 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My mistakes are righter than your mistakes. My mistakes can beat up your mistakes. It is rare that my opinion of someone doesn't go down after I hear them express political opinions, of any flavor. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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