What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? - Page 8

Elspode · 07-04-2006, 11:53 PM

Wasn't that Don Johnson?

cableguy · 07-05-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

still Passenger 57. not one redeeming scene in the whole thing.

Other than a KICK ASS soundtrack, and Liz Hurley looking shag-a-delic, yes it was pretty bad.

footfootfoot · 07-05-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Wasn't that Don Johnson?

Dohh! you're right.

I have them lumped together in my memory, sort of like mental compression of a file, you lose some data, but you gain a lot of space that is useful for other things like remembering how to breathe and stuff...

Shawnee123 · 07-05-2006, 03:58 PM

OH OH OH!

Don Johnson in The Dentist. Horrible.

Wait, that was Corbin Bernsen...even worse!

wolf · 07-06-2006, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Wasn't that Don Johnson?

Yes, it was, and based on a damn fine Harlan Ellison Novella, too.

They cast the wrong dog.

Black Adder · 07-09-2006, 04:50 PM

Magnolia

Beautiful_Stranger · 07-09-2006, 07:59 PM

"Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"

My boyfriend took me to a drive-in to see this, circa 1977, with the idea that we'd get all hot watching it. It was soooo awful, with such vile acts against women, that I burst into tears and demanded that we leave! Ack, it was garbage....just horrible.

Since then....

"Annie" Saw this with my Mom and Grandma; Grandma swore in Italian and walked out just as Punjab unwound his turban to save the girl....my Mom and I laughed so hard we were shrieking out loud and had to follow her out, with everyone "Shushing" us, lol!

"Vanilla Sky" WHAT crap! With an afterthought ending tacked on, even more lame than the ending of the book "The Story Of O".

"My Life as a House" Pedophilia and a variety of other personal quirks can be cured by community projects! Awwwww....

Okay...I'll stop being ugly now....

bluecuracao · 07-10-2006, 05:32 PM

Did you know that there is a whole series of Ilsa films? I haven't been able to bring myself to watch any of them.

Fat Albert was so horrible that it pissed me off. I probably should have known better than to have high expectations for a live action movie based on a beloved cartoon (it has worked occasionally), but there you go.

footfootfoot · 07-10-2006, 09:04 PM

SWMBO was permanently scarred by watching Ilsa, she wolf etc. as a teen. I can't imagine, it must have been bad. Hello parents?

Beautiful_Stranger · 07-10-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

SWMBO was permanently scarred by watching Ilsa, she wolf etc. as a teen. I can't imagine, it must have been bad. Hello parents?

I can certainly understand why; I was perhaps 18 myself. Its images remained with me for years. And I saw it at a DRIVE-IN! Can you imagine???

Considering the era in which it was made, I cannot imagine the targeted audience, you know? If it were made now.....even NOW I cannot imagine....it was not merely sadistic, it was all torture, murder, mutilation....sooooo vile. I have never mustered the courage to do a Search on it, to see who the devil made this thing - and WHY!

(shudders)

Elspode · 07-12-2006, 10:59 PM

Allow me!

No one you have ever heard of, I'm betting. Here's the Director's curriculum vitae. The most legitimate thing he ever did was act in a few episodes of "Hunter". It all goes downhill from there.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2006, 04:36 AM

Ended his career on a high note, I see.

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Killer Drag Queens on Dope (2003) .... Uncle A

Spexxvet · 07-17-2006, 09:59 AM

Jesus Christ, Superstar was terrible.

wolf · 07-20-2006, 02:29 PM

Yes, if you mean the Ted Neely version.

A couple of years ago a new director did a made-for-TV version that was very good, IMHO.

BigV · 07-20-2006, 03:01 PM

I disagree. I played the soundtrack to death in school, and the movie is a faithful, if not perfect reproduction of that pleasant memory. Like watching a concert movie where the songs are ones you originally loved as studio tracks.

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Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Wasn't that Don Johnson? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-05-2006, 03:58 PM	#109
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OH OH OH! Don Johnson in The Dentist. Horrible. Wait, that was Corbin Bernsen...even worse! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	SWMBO was permanently scarred by watching Ilsa, she wolf etc. as a teen. I can't imagine, it must have been bad. Hello parents? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-12-2006, 10:59 PM	#116
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Allow me! No one you have ever heard of, I'm betting. Here's the Director's curriculum vitae. The most legitimate thing he ever did was act in a few episodes of "Hunter". It all goes downhill from there. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-17-2006, 09:59 AM	#118
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Jesus Christ, Superstar was terrible. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-09-2006, 04:50 PM	#111
Black Adder Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4	Magnolia

07-09-2006, 07:59 PM	#112
Beautiful_Stranger (Barbara..smiles) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: From Buffalo NY, now in GA Posts: 11	"Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS" My boyfriend took me to a drive-in to see this, circa 1977, with the idea that we'd get all hot watching it. It was soooo awful, with such vile acts against women, that I burst into tears and demanded that we leave! Ack, it was garbage....just horrible. Since then.... "Annie" Saw this with my Mom and Grandma; Grandma swore in Italian and walked out just as Punjab unwound his turban to save the girl....my Mom and I laughed so hard we were shrieking out loud and had to follow her out, with everyone "Shushing" us, lol! "Vanilla Sky" WHAT crap! With an afterthought ending tacked on, even more lame than the ending of the book "The Story Of O". "My Life as a House" Pedophilia and a variety of other personal quirks can be cured by community projects! Awwwww.... Okay...I'll stop being ugly now....

07-10-2006, 05:32 PM	#113
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Did you know that there is a whole series of Ilsa films? I haven't been able to bring myself to watch any of them. Fat Albert was so horrible that it pissed me off. I probably should have known better than to have high expectations for a live action movie based on a beloved cartoon (it has worked occasionally), but there you go.

07-20-2006, 02:29 PM	#119
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes, if you mean the Ted Neely version. A couple of years ago a new director did a made-for-TV version that was very good, IMHO. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-20-2006, 03:01 PM	#120
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I disagree. I played the soundtrack to death in school, and the movie is a faithful, if not perfect reproduction of that pleasant memory. Like watching a concert movie where the songs are ones you originally loved as studio tracks. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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