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07-15-2011, 10:00 PM | #1 |
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How to get a swim coach to make you their beneficiary?
Advice please.
Just went to a meet and greet for Hebe's high school swim team at the coaches' house and I want it. So bad. near freeways yet in the middle of a wooded area, so no road noise whatsoever. Huge. Tri? level deck -grill area outside the kitchen, steps down to a landing, then down to (large) in ground pool -with deepend, but also interestingly-shaped, (underwater lighting), and hot tub, and then another deck with vintage coolers filled with adult beverages, picnic tabes, and yard closets with more pool equipment/luxuries than I could dream of, then steps down do a large grassed and landscaped backyard surrounded by woodland. Smack bang almost in the middle of Ann Arbor. Want.
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07-15-2011, 10:01 PM | #2 |
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I don't want to inherit the dog, though....
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07-15-2011, 11:16 PM | #3 |
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Buy a dog suit, 'Take care' of the dog. Take dog's place. You're in, but you'll have to eat a bit of kibble.
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07-16-2011, 05:54 AM | #4 |
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It's a plan...
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07-16-2011, 10:26 AM | #5 |
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How does a high school teacher earn enough for that house? His wife must be the one with the moolah. SO!
1.) Become a lesbian. 2.) Seduce wife, convince her to leave swim coach husband for you. 3.) As the woman, she gets the house/kids in the divorce, he gets the dog. 4.) She writes you into her will. 5.) Kill her. 6.) Beest brings the kids and you live in your new house. |
07-16-2011, 02:09 PM | #6 |
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Shame on you, Ms Fobble. The swim coach is female.
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07-16-2011, 02:12 PM | #7 |
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...and this is not her only coaching job .....and her husband is also a very successful swimmer/swim coach. I guess I need to improve my stroking
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07-16-2011, 05:33 PM | #8 |
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Yeah well, my sexism got balanced out with step number 3 anyway.
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07-17-2011, 08:43 AM | #9 |
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Woman seeks lesbian with large and tastefully appointed house for long term and meaningful relationship. Please include picture of house.
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07-20-2011, 04:24 PM | #10 |
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