What's For Breakfast? - Page 30

slang · 01-22-2014, 03:11 AM

Off brand corn flake cereal with real milk. Perfect.

Griff · 01-22-2014, 06:20 AM

How's your climate on dairy cows? The Holsteins seem to suffer when they end up in the Southern US, but you've got mountains.

slang · 01-22-2014, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

How's your climate on dairy cows?

They've been milking cows there for over 30 years. The milk tastes great and they have plenty of customers. The climate seems to work out for them.

Every time we go there I have more questions. They are milking 15 cows a day now. Each gives about 8 gallons a day. They have a milking machine just like the American farms have.

They don't want to answer any more questions about their cows. I make them nervous with my questions.

Heifers are seen on the surrounding hillsides but not in numbers that one would think would be needed for a herd this size.

If there is a chance to get more info on the cows or to get into the barn I'll do so. The farmers are a little freaked out about me asking more questions about their cows.

They have horses too, maybe I'll start asking more about them instead.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2014, 01:59 AM

The cows lie!! The cows lie!!

slang · 01-23-2014, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The cows lie!! The cows lie!!

Do you think they produce less than 8 gallons a day, Bruce? What would be your guess or is there something else that they might be lying about?

footfootfoot · 01-23-2014, 06:20 AM

It's the punch line to a joke, slang

slang · 01-23-2014, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

It's the punch line to a joke, slang

Dammit.

I need to get out more.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2014, 11:05 AM

Yes, about a woman who can converse with animals appearing at a farm. The farmer didn't care until she wanted to talk to the sheep. He yells, "The sheep lie".

footfootfoot · 01-23-2014, 11:47 AM

and the old favorite,
"A good ewe will do that..."

Sundae · 01-23-2014, 12:08 PM

Bottle of Vanilla Slimfast this morning.
Well, I left the house at 05.05 and knew I'd be surrounded by bread lovely bread until my break at 09.00.
At which time I had a bread roll with low fat soft cheese, and an apple.

Molasar · 01-23-2014, 03:54 PM

breakfast today was pot of tea (no milk no sugar) and wholemeal bread roll, dry, (without any butter margarine or other spread) filled with sliced pork pie.
not just the meat filling, the whole pork pie pastry and all.
tomorrow will be a packet of rough oatcakes and a banana. and tea of course

bbro · 01-26-2014, 06:15 PM

Cinnamon swirl french bread for tomorrow with half a honey crisp apple that was the size of softball. Boring old eggs for today

Big Sarge · 01-30-2014, 08:31 AM

Special day: Whipped chocolate vodka with heavy cream. I don't plan on doing much today, so I'll probably have Birthday cake vodka for lunch

Sundae · 01-30-2014, 10:45 PM

I want birthday cake vodka.
But instead I'll probably have a SlimFast.

I really need to get outta bed and get to work.
I'm messing about in here instead of putting on make-up. Well, no one sees me when I'm on Bakery, it's not a customer facing position. Hmmmmm. Wonder why I've been transferred onto there two mornings a week?

Big Sarge · 01-30-2014, 10:50 PM

babe, you don't need make-up. god already made you beautiful. not a customer facing position? maybe they want to attract business with that cute butt

01-22-2014, 03:11 AM	#436
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Off brand corn flake cereal with real milk. Perfect. Attached Images

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01-23-2014, 01:59 AM	#439
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The cows lie!! The cows lie!! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-23-2014, 06:20 AM	#441
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01-23-2014, 11:05 AM	#443
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, about a woman who can converse with animals appearing at a farm. The farmer didn't care until she wanted to talk to the sheep. He yells, "The sheep lie". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-23-2014, 11:47 AM	#444
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	and the old favorite, "A good ewe will do that..." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-23-2014, 12:08 PM	#445
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bottle of Vanilla Slimfast this morning. Well, I left the house at 05.05 and knew I'd be surrounded by bread lovely bread until my break at 09.00. At which time I had a bread roll with low fat soft cheese, and an apple. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-23-2014, 03:54 PM	#446
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	breakfast today was pot of tea (no milk no sugar) and wholemeal bread roll, dry, (without any butter margarine or other spread) filled with sliced pork pie. not just the meat filling, the whole pork pie pastry and all. tomorrow will be a packet of rough oatcakes and a banana. and tea of course __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.

01-26-2014, 06:15 PM	#447
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	Cinnamon swirl french bread for tomorrow with half a honey crisp apple that was the size of softball. Boring old eggs for today __________________ Camping

01-30-2014, 08:31 AM	#448
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Special day: Whipped chocolate vodka with heavy cream. I don't plan on doing much today, so I'll probably have Birthday cake vodka for lunch __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-30-2014, 10:45 PM	#449
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I want birthday cake vodka. But instead I'll probably have a SlimFast. I really need to get outta bed and get to work. I'm messing about in here instead of putting on make-up. Well, no one sees me when I'm on Bakery, it's not a customer facing position. Hmmmmm. Wonder why I've been transferred onto there two mornings a week? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-30-2014, 10:50 PM	#450
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	babe, you don't need make-up. god already made you beautiful. not a customer facing position? maybe they want to attract business with that cute butt __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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