Things not to like about dogs

monster · 09-21-2011, 01:02 PM

They bite
They slobber
They smell
They eat poop
They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up
They chew up precious things
They bite
They are really, really noisy
They slobber
They are not cats
Some of them look like rats
Some of them look like wolves
People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty
They slobber
They smell

....feel free to join in any time.......

footfootfoot · 09-21-2011, 01:09 PM

Their owners?

monster · 09-21-2011, 01:20 PM

Them too. Especially the ones in denial about all of the above.

Did I mention the slobbering?

Also

They shed
Their food smells
They roll in decaying corpses and other unspeakable smelliness

BigV · 09-21-2011, 01:32 PM

except for the eating poop part which I find revolting, your list applies to babies too. (and the wolf and rat thing, though I have seen my share of ugly babies)..

I still love dogs and I still love babies.

sorry about ur doggie monster

monster · 09-21-2011, 01:41 PM

babies would eat poop too if they could get to it.

on the plus side for dogs

they don't go out and get tattoos

BigV · 09-21-2011, 01:43 PM

Quote:

babies would ~~eat~~ feed poop too their daddy if they could get to it.

ftfy

just ask footfootfoot.... hehehehehhe

Rhianne · 09-21-2011, 01:53 PM

Dogs - a complete and utter waste of oxygen.

When I come to power private ownership of non-working dogs will be made illegal. I'm not completely heartless though - owners will be given a brief period, say four to six weeks, during which time they can sell or use their animals for food.

monster · 09-21-2011, 01:54 PM

Woman after my own heart, Rhianne......

monster · 09-21-2011, 01:55 PM

....wait 'til nirvana gets here -she's gonna whup both us arses......

DanaC · 09-21-2011, 02:18 PM

She'll have to stand in line!

I told Pilau what y'all said and he's very hurt.

monster · 09-21-2011, 02:19 PM

Well that's not very dog-motherly is it? Isn't it your job to protect his feelings by keeping him sheltered from all the nasty? You could have let him carry on in all innocence (just so long as you restricted his cellar access).....

I see he hasn't posted here yet..... perhaps he has me on ignore?

monster · 09-21-2011, 02:21 PM

ooh look, that was my 20,000th post.

Typical of my bullshittin' on here

Rhianne · 09-21-2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

ooh look, that was my 20,000th post.

Typical of my bullshittin' on here

Look, my 500th!

Pico and ME · 09-21-2011, 02:33 PM

They bite Pico only lightly bites during play
They slobber Pico never slobbers
They smell Pico doesn't, well...his breath did, but then we got the bad teeth pulled
They eat poop Pico might, but I have never seen him do it
They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up Pico's piles are so small they dry up really fast
They chew up precious things Pico hasn't yet
They bite See above
They are really, really noisy This is Pico's only downside. He barks like a mad dog whenever (and whoever) someone comes to the door
They slobber Pico never slobbers
They are not cats Pico almost is, at least he cleans himself like one
Some of them look like rats I think that Pico might have rat terrier in him, but that is why he makes such a cute chihuahua
Some of them look like wolves Pico is too small to ever be mistaken for that
People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty I don't talk to him in a baby voice, but when I tell him to go potty, he does
They slobber Pico never slobbers
They smell Pico doesn't

DanaC · 09-21-2011, 02:33 PM

lol nice to see you marked the occasion with something special :P

09-21-2011, 01:02 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Things not to like about dogs They bite They slobber They smell They eat poop They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up They chew up precious things They bite They are really, really noisy They slobber They are not cats Some of them look like rats Some of them look like wolves People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty They slobber They smell ....feel free to join in any time....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 01:09 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Their owners? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-21-2011, 01:20 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Them too. Especially the ones in denial about all of the above. Did I mention the slobbering? Also They shed Their food smells They roll in decaying corpses and other unspeakable smelliness __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 01:32 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	except for the eating poop part which I find revolting, your list applies to babies too. (and the wolf and rat thing, though I have seen my share of ugly babies).. I still love dogs and I still love babies. sorry about ur doggie monster __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-21-2011, 01:41 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	babies would eat poop too if they could get to it. on the plus side for dogs they don't go out and get tattoos __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 01:53 PM	#7
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Dogs - a complete and utter waste of oxygen. When I come to power private ownership of non-working dogs will be made illegal. I'm not completely heartless though - owners will be given a brief period, say four to six weeks, during which time they can sell or use their animals for food.

09-21-2011, 01:54 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Woman after my own heart, Rhianne...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 01:55 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....wait 'til nirvana gets here -she's gonna whup both us arses...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 02:19 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well that's not very dog-motherly is it? Isn't it your job to protect his feelings by keeping him sheltered from all the nasty? You could have let him carry on in all innocence (just so long as you restricted his cellar access)..... I see he hasn't posted here yet..... perhaps he has me on ignore? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 02:21 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ooh look, that was my 20,000th post. Typical of my bullshittin' on here __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2011, 02:33 PM	#14
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	They bite Pico only lightly bites during play They slobber Pico never slobbers They smell Pico doesn't, well...his breath did, but then we got the bad teeth pulled They eat poop Pico might, but I have never seen him do it They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up Pico's piles are so small they dry up really fast They chew up precious things Pico hasn't yet They bite See above They are really, really noisy This is Pico's only downside. He barks like a mad dog whenever (and whoever) someone comes to the door They slobber Pico never slobbers They are not cats Pico almost is, at least he cleans himself like one Some of them look like rats I think that Pico might have rat terrier in him, but that is why he makes such a cute chihuahua Some of them look like wolves Pico is too small to ever be mistaken for that People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty I don't talk to him in a baby voice, but when I tell him to go potty, he does They slobber Pico never slobbers They smell Pico doesn't __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

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