The WTF NSFW thread - Page 166

impress · 12-12-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

*chuckles* Ahhh, now there's a little blast from the past : Hotpoint first with the features women want most.

It has a penis? Then it really has a hot point.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-12-2009, 12:45 PM

Yes it has a penis, yet sensitive, with gentle cycle for your finest crystal goblets.

DanaC · 12-12-2009, 02:45 PM

What's more, it does the washing up!

Elspode · 12-13-2009, 01:10 AM

I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts. Were they hoping that the child molesting husbands would run out and buy one for their clueless wives? Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?

impress · 12-13-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?

Sounds like where to put your hot point.

Tawny · 12-13-2009, 04:09 PM

From the Hotpoint Pedophile Model Manual.

1) Invite unsuspecting neighbor girl over when wife is out shopping.

2) Tell the girl you're going to play a fun game of "fill the dishwasher."

3) Blindfold her.

4) As she attempts to load dishwasher, proceed to rub hands and erection all over her body.

5) Use "gravy groove" as needed.

6) Send girl home with $5

Crimson Ghost · 12-13-2009, 05:11 PM

So, Paula Poundstone is the spokesperson?

SteveDallas · 12-13-2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts.

My theory (not that I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, mind you) is that she's in a swimsuit and a shirt. The swimsuit would look perfectly fine, but the shirt makes it look skeevy because now it looks like she's in underwear, or skintight short shorts or something.

Clodfobble · 12-13-2009, 06:27 PM

Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys too, come to think of it...

monster · 12-13-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys cum to think of it...

fixed that 4u

jinx · 12-13-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

My theory (not that I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, mind you) is that she's in a swimsuit and a shirt. The swimsuit would look perfectly fine, but the shirt makes it look skeevy because now it looks like she's in underwear, or skintight short shorts or something.

I say it's a one-piece swimsuit.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2009, 09:05 PM

I think you're right.

spudcon · 12-13-2009, 09:57 PM

She's barefoot, swimming pool outside, makes sense it's a bathing suit.

Elspode · 12-13-2009, 11:03 PM

No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing.

classicman · 12-14-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I've had ten year old kids.

You might want to rephrase that - jus sayin.

12-12-2009, 12:45 PM	#2477
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12-13-2009, 01:10 AM	#2479
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts. Were they hoping that the child molesting husbands would run out and buy one for their clueless wives? Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-13-2009, 05:11 PM	#2482
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	So, Paula Poundstone is the spokesperson? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

12-13-2009, 06:27 PM	#2484
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12-13-2009, 09:05 PM	#2487
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think you're right. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2009, 04:09 PM	#2481
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	From the Hotpoint Pedophile Model Manual. 1) Invite unsuspecting neighbor girl over when wife is out shopping. 2) Tell the girl you're going to play a fun game of "fill the dishwasher." 3) Blindfold her. 4) As she attempts to load dishwasher, proceed to rub hands and erection all over her body. 5) Use "gravy groove" as needed. 6) Send girl home with $5

12-13-2009, 09:57 PM	#2488
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	She's barefoot, swimming pool outside, makes sense it's a bathing suit. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

12-13-2009, 11:03 PM	#2489
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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