What I Learned Today - Page 11

Trilby · 02-20-2006, 11:56 AM

Today, I learned that plastic explosives smell sweet and some guy (at Auburn?) trained honeybees to go after that smell. These bees will fly to and hover over the plastic land mines, marking them for removal. But, sometimes, they don't go to the CLOSEST mine. That's a problem.

I also learned that I don't want any civet cat coffee, thanks.

PS-I also learned that France had f*cked up Vietnam LOOOOOONG before the US got into it. So there-*stares*-all you Frenchies*.

*meaning dov.

Griff · 02-20-2006, 02:59 PM

The sad part is we gave the keys back to the French after we rolled the Japanese.

Aliantha · 02-20-2006, 08:49 PM

Someone's been watching apocolypse now...

footfootfoot · 02-20-2006, 09:11 PM

I learned today that when the inch3 says "I'm not going to be shy" he means he doesn't feel like seeing his playmates and wants to be left alone.

Although he speaks english, he has different meanings for some of the words.

Aliantha · 02-20-2006, 09:19 PM

I learned today that I have blank spots from a dinner party I hosted on Saturday night. Because of that I've learned not to have too many post dinner ports...after pre dinner cocktails and during dinner wines.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-20-2006, 09:20 PM

DNA those spots and find out who's responsible.

Aliantha · 02-20-2006, 09:23 PM

Hmmm...I meant memory lapses. What do you mean?

02-21-2006, 02:18 AM

They are called black outs, it’s a sign.

Next to raising children, there is nothing greater than being capable of helping a friend in need.

02-21-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

So there-*stares*-all you Frenchies*.
*meaning dov.

My mother tongue is English.

Both Grandfathers from England, Manchester and Leeds, one Grandmother who loved Czar Nicholas but had to escape in 1917, other Grandmother born in Montreal, her parents Eastern European.

I speak English, French only for business or sex. I speak French alot. I can read in four languages. Speak three.

I don’t accept the label frenchies. It is shallow, ignorant and bigoted. I expect an apology. Won't put a dent in you I am sure. You will rationalize you are right. Prove away, I don’t give a dam. I know who and what you are.

How many languages do you communicate in?

Trilby · 02-21-2006, 06:27 AM

dov, you ignorant slut. My mother is French Canadian, her mother tongue is French. Don't be such a schmendrick.

Spexxvet · 02-21-2006, 08:27 AM

Today I learned that I don't have enough time OR money.

Undertoad · 02-21-2006, 08:49 AM

Yesterday I learned that you don't need money to turn someone into a raving asshole. Sometimes just the promise of money will do.

Granola Goddess · 02-21-2006, 11:32 AM

Today I learned that schmendrick means "Fool", "Jerk" in Yiddish.

Dagney · 02-21-2006, 11:58 AM

I learned today that bullshit is fun to shovel, no matter how far away it's flung from.

lookout123 · 02-21-2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dov

How many languages do you communicate in?

hmmm, knowing that brianna has a freaky side i'd say that she speaks at least 5 languages. english, french, russian, a couple of asian languages, and who knows - maybe even greek.

02-20-2006, 11:56 AM	#151
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Today, I learned that plastic explosives smell sweet and some guy (at Auburn?) trained honeybees to go after that smell. These bees will fly to and hover over the plastic land mines, marking them for removal. But, sometimes, they don't go to the CLOSEST mine. That's a problem. I also learned that I don't want any civet cat coffee, thanks. PS-I also learned that France had fcked up Vietnam LOOOOOONG before the US got into it. So there-stares-all you Frenchies. meaning dov. Last edited by Trilby; 02-20-2006 at 12:25 PM.*

02-20-2006, 02:59 PM	#152
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The sad part is we gave the keys back to the French after we rolled the Japanese. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-20-2006, 08:49 PM	#153
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Someone's been watching apocolypse now... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-20-2006, 09:11 PM	#154
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I learned today that when the inch3 says "I'm not going to be shy" he means he doesn't feel like seeing his playmates and wants to be left alone. Although he speaks english, he has different meanings for some of the words. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-20-2006, 09:19 PM	#155
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I learned today that I have blank spots from a dinner party I hosted on Saturday night. Because of that I've learned not to have too many post dinner ports...after pre dinner cocktails and during dinner wines. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-20-2006, 09:20 PM	#156
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	DNA those spots and find out who's responsible. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-20-2006, 09:23 PM	#157
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmm...I meant memory lapses. What do you mean? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-21-2006, 02:18 AM	#158
dov Guest Posts: n/a	They are called black outs, it’s a sign. Next to raising children, there is nothing greater than being capable of helping a friend in need.

02-21-2006, 06:27 AM	#160
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	dov, you ignorant slut. My mother is French Canadian, her mother tongue is French. Don't be such a schmendrick.

02-21-2006, 08:27 AM	#161
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Today I learned that I don't have enough time OR money. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-21-2006, 08:49 AM	#162
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yesterday I learned that you don't need money to turn someone into a raving asshole. Sometimes just the promise of money will do.

02-21-2006, 11:32 AM	#163
Granola Goddess I'll Have Sprouts With That Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North of You Guyz Posts: 61	Today I learned that schmendrick means "Fool", "Jerk" in Yiddish. __________________ Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things...

02-21-2006, 11:58 AM	#164
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	I learned today that bullshit is fun to shovel, no matter how far away it's flung from. __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

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