Lumberjim goes cockless - Page 3

footfootfoot · 12-07-2006, 08:30 PM

Do not go cockless into that good night
Old age should burn and rave at the close of tumescence;
Rage, rage against the dying of turgid.

Dylan Cockless

LabRat · 12-08-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i have a little dallas cowboys helmet sitting here on my desk ........

jinx could paint him.

OOoohh...Make 'him' kiss your picture like Noodle did.

OK, I'm spending too much time picturing this, it's almost worse than the plane thread. But hopefully with a happier ending.

lumberjim · 12-08-2006, 03:42 PM

i'm not allowed to post cock puppets. sorry

Spexxvet · 12-08-2006, 04:00 PM

How about a cock marrionette?

LabRat · 12-08-2006, 04:15 PM

Jinx, you selfish bitch.

(you know I'm kidding, right?)

richlevy · 12-15-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

and it's nothing compared to my tiny piano:

It has to be small to go with the tiny pianist Jinx said you had.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-19-2006, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Hey everybody! tw says LJ has a little organ!

Does this explain tw's curious insistence on only using the first three letters of dick? Want of room? Perhaps he should massage the organ in question.

lumberjim · 12-19-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Does this explain tw's curious insistence on only using the first three letters of dick? Want of room? Perhaps he should massage the organ in question.

organ? i though we were all talking about chickens? you sick fucker!

lumberjim · 12-19-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

jinx could paint him.

OOoohh...Make 'him' kiss your picture like Noodle did.

OK, I'm spending too much time picturing this, it's almost worse than the plane thread. But hopefully with a happier ending.

just so you know, you have a standing invitation to stay at our house if you're ever in town. just thought i'd mention it. what? oh, no reason, we just think you're nice.

Iggy · 12-20-2006, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures.

Slightly off topic - one of the wickedest things I've ever done is showing a picture of a colleague's cock to a couple of other colleagues. The man in question wasn't based in our office and never found out but I am ashamed of myself anyway. Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock - flaccid, which was the part that cracked us up. I learned that evening that men are revolted by the sight of other men's genitalia - even if they've asked for it. Or maybe it was the fact it looked like a yam, I don't know.

Gosh, well now I have to go off topic too! I used to have a camera phone and my SO thought it was funny to take pictures of his naughty bits on my camera when I wasn't paying attention. He was always standing at attention when he did this though... (this might be too much information for some, so skip over it) and it is quite crooked, which is really obvious when he is hard.

Well, one day I was charging my phone in the office where I worked. As I had to do lots outside of the office my phone was left unattended. I should also point out that my SO worked with me at the time... so all of my co-workers knew him. One of the co-workers got bored and started snooping through my phone when I was on the work phone and not paying any attention. I had deleted the previous naughty pictures, but he had taken more and I didn't know it so I didn't take the phone away from the co-worker! Needless to say he was pretty shocked when he came across my SO's bits (more TMI following)and by the fact that they were crooked. I don't think he wanted to know that...

I was pretty embarressed at the time as we were trying to keep our relationship low profile, and now it was pretty obvious whose it was as I wasn't with anyone else at the time. If I remember correctly I had either just came out with the relationship, or had stopped denying it at this point. It was pretty hilarious all the same. :p My SO didn't do that anymore after that, even though I did keep much better tabs on my phone. He learned his lesson but good!

I just had to share.

Sundae · 12-20-2006, 07:28 AM

Brilliant!
And I hope the co-worker will think twice before snooping through anyone's phone again

SteveDallas · 12-20-2006, 08:32 AM

What planet do you live on? He'll probably start looking for MORE excuses to pilfer through them!

Spexxvet · 12-20-2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

... i though we were all talking about chickens? ...

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK. The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Elspode · 12-20-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock

Isn't anyone else going to ask *why* SG's cow orker sent her a picture of his manhood?

Geez, do I have to do *everything*? SG - WTF?! You know, here in America, we have a legal term for that sort of thing. It is called "Sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen".

Sundae · 12-20-2006, 09:09 AM

Ummmm... I seem to remember it being some sort of incentive for me to send him pictures of my boobies. Kinda "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"

(I think any litigation would have been thrown out on the grounds that I'd had intimate contact with the real thing after a Christmas Party one year)

12-07-2006, 08:30 PM	#31
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Do not go cockless into that good night Old age should burn and rave at the close of tumescence; Rage, rage against the dying of turgid. Dylan Cockless __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-08-2006, 03:42 PM	#33
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm not allowed to post cock puppets. sorry __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-08-2006, 04:00 PM	#34
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	How about a cock marrionette? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-08-2006, 04:15 PM	#35
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Jinx, you selfish bitch. (you know I'm kidding, right?) __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

12-20-2006, 07:28 AM	#41
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Brilliant! And I hope the co-worker will think twice before snooping through anyone's phone again __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-20-2006, 08:32 AM	#42
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	What planet do you live on? He'll probably start looking for MORE excuses to pilfer through them!

12-20-2006, 09:09 AM	#45
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ummmm... I seem to remember it being some sort of incentive for me to send him pictures of my boobies. Kinda "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" (I think any litigation would have been thrown out on the grounds that I'd had intimate contact with the real thing after a Christmas Party one year) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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