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Old 03-19-2010, 10:29 PM   #1
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I'm Calling You Out!

Meet me by the swings at 3:45. I'm gonna hit you so hard, your mom will feel it.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:16 AM   #2
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Pussy.
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:08 AM   #3
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ow. my feelings.
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:16 AM   #4
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Jim are you sure that wasn't an offer?
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:02 AM   #5
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I can't afford the bus fare to her place anyway..... and besides.... I'm besotted with another
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:23 PM   #6
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:24 PM   #7
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I can't afford the bus fare to her place anyway..... and besides.... I'm besotted with another
Duh. Gay.
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:34 PM   #8
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I'm going to pick dana up by her feet and swing her around and around and hit classicman with her.
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:37 PM   #9
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in ur dreams, pussy
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:40 PM   #10
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I'll sit on you
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:45 PM   #11
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I AM CALLING CLASSIC OUT!

He said he doesn't like my ass. Them's fightin words.

1AM, park...no weapons.

I WILL TOTALLY BEAT YOUR ASS!
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:46 PM   #12
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I'm here waiting - get in the right time zone.
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:08 PM   #13
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I'm here waiting - get in the right time zone.
Pleeeease tell me that's a euphemism.
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:13 PM   #14
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Duh. Gay.

I hope to god that one day we meet face to face. I am going to pounce on you and tickle you until you pee. I don't care if we're both 70 years old.......
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:13 PM   #15
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feminism has nothing to do with this! see I told you 85% of all problems .....
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