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Old 09-14-2013, 07:17 AM   #1
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Chupacabra Killed in Mississippi

Yep. It's true. A Leake County man killed a chupacabra. I wonder what he was drinking when he saw it?

http://www.newsms.fm/miss-man-says-shot-chupacabra/
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:11 AM   #2
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But WAIT, there's MORE:

VIDEO! Sorry

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/vi...abra.wjtv.html
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Old 09-14-2013, 04:29 PM   #3
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1. Taint no coyote. A coyote muzzle is much narrower/pointier, and this would be even more evident with no/little hair.

2. The claws seem longer because there is no hair to cover the part you wouldn't normally see. Anyone who has ever looked, knows there's more claw when you pull the doghair outta the way.

3. Mr. Hewharrell just might be from KY.

4. Why is the fool reporter eating watermelon?

5. Boobs. Just because.
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Old 09-14-2013, 04:31 PM   #4
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My opinion: Mutated dog species. Maybe a mutated coydog.
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Old 09-14-2013, 09:14 PM   #5
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I can't argue, cause I myself ain't never seen no blue KY OAT.

The only way to repeat what he said without speaking it was to use those letters. This in no way cast aspersions on either Kentucky or oats.
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Old 09-15-2013, 06:03 AM   #6
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I really wouldn't want that diseased critter stuffed and in my home...
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Old 09-15-2013, 04:15 PM   #7
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Just before he shot, he said, "Be wery wery quiet."
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Old 09-15-2013, 07:07 PM   #8
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I really wouldn't want that diseased critter stuffed and in my home...
but it's a chupacabra. Any redneck would be proud to have that in there bedroom. Can you imagine walking up to a girl and asking if she wants to see your chupacabra?
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Old 09-15-2013, 07:46 PM   #9
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Well, when you put it that way.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:24 AM   #10
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"Do you weely want to see my chupacabra?"
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