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04-13-2011, 09:21 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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A New Career For Wolf?
Post your suggestions here (preferably with images )
I wanted to c&p wolf's face into these images, but gimp says no, so all y'all'll have to use your imaginations/do it for me. maybe we should have a poll when all the nominations are in? Grape Stomper Astronaut Pizza Tossing Acrobat Roller Derby Chick Lion Tamer
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
04-13-2011, 11:35 PM | #2 |
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based upon your last 19 years of work experience, aren't you qualified to be a zookeeper??
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04-14-2011, 12:17 AM | #3 |
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dealing with crazy loony inmates? nah, she would be over qualified at the zoo!
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04-14-2011, 07:06 AM | #4 |
Slattern of the Swail
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Roller Derby Chick! Roller Derby Chick!
Working with psych patients is, IMHO, soul-killing; at the very least soul-wounding. I propose wolf work in some industry that promotes love and goodness and healing - how about alternative medicine?
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04-14-2011, 08:05 AM | #5 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Bouncer
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04-14-2011, 08:14 AM | #6 |
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Bee charmer
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04-14-2011, 09:01 AM | #7 |
I hear them call the tide
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Madam was one of my originals, but I couldn't find a good pic....
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
04-14-2011, 09:05 AM | #8 |
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Human Canonball ?
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04-14-2011, 09:10 AM | #9 |
I hear them call the tide
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yes!
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
04-14-2011, 10:33 AM | #10 |
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Fluffer. ;-)
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04-14-2011, 11:34 AM | #11 |
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Motel desk clerk. It's just like Wolf's old job only without psychiatrists. You get looney's, drunks, schizophrenics, frequent police visits, and fights in the rooms. It probably doesn't pay as well, but there should be an opening around here soon!
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04-14-2011, 11:39 AM | #12 |
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Don't forget exciting opportunities in financial aid. You get all those things and a police force on site.
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04-14-2011, 11:45 AM | #13 |
lobber of scimitars
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If I have to start hooking, I have already promised xoxoxoBruce an exclusive contract.
I'm liking a lot of the suggestions here. I could be really good as a professional snake-fearer, and I have experience. If I may add: Tarot Card Reader/Mystic Bartender (same job as I did, only with tips) Professional Assassin
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04-14-2011, 12:00 PM | #14 |
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I vote assassin. I have a job for you.
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04-14-2011, 02:12 PM | #15 |
To shreds, you say?
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You could be a ninja:
Cat Herder:
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