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Old 04-13-2011, 09:21 PM   #1
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A New Career For Wolf?

Post your suggestions here (preferably with images )

I wanted to c&p wolf's face into these images, but gimp says no, so all y'all'll have to use your imaginations/do it for me.

maybe we should have a poll when all the nominations are in?

Grape Stomper


Astronaut


Pizza Tossing Acrobat


Roller Derby Chick


Lion Tamer
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:35 PM   #2
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based upon your last 19 years of work experience, aren't you qualified to be a zookeeper??
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:17 AM   #3
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based upon your last 19 years of work experience, aren't you qualified to be a zookeeper??
dealing with crazy loony inmates? nah, she would be over qualified at the zoo!
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:06 AM   #4
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Roller Derby Chick! Roller Derby Chick!

Working with psych patients is, IMHO, soul-killing; at the very least soul-wounding.

I propose wolf work in some industry that promotes love and goodness and healing - how about alternative medicine?
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Old 04-14-2011, 08:05 AM   #5
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Old 04-14-2011, 08:14 AM   #6
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Bee charmer

Cowgirl

Madam

My bodyguard when I win the lottery

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Old 04-14-2011, 09:01 AM   #7
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Madam was one of my originals, but I couldn't find a good pic....
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:05 AM   #8
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Human Canonball ?

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Old 04-14-2011, 09:10 AM   #9
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yes!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:33 AM   #10
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Fluffer. ;-)
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Old 04-14-2011, 11:34 AM   #11
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Motel desk clerk. It's just like Wolf's old job only without psychiatrists. You get looney's, drunks, schizophrenics, frequent police visits, and fights in the rooms. It probably doesn't pay as well, but there should be an opening around here soon!
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Old 04-14-2011, 11:39 AM   #12
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Don't forget exciting opportunities in financial aid. You get all those things and a police force on site.
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Old 04-14-2011, 11:45 AM   #13
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If I have to start hooking, I have already promised xoxoxoBruce an exclusive contract.

I'm liking a lot of the suggestions here.

I could be really good as a professional snake-fearer, and I have experience.

If I may add:

Tarot Card Reader/Mystic
Bartender (same job as I did, only with tips)
Professional Assassin
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:00 PM   #14
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I vote assassin. I have a job for you.
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Old 04-14-2011, 02:12 PM   #15
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You could be a ninja:



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