October 13, 2008: Guitar Boat

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2008, 12:57 AM

In fourteen hundred and ninety two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
But his three boats, looked nothing like,
this crazy craft, of Aussie Josh Pyke.

Good thing this was made to look like a Pyke's guitar, 'cause if he played bass,
you wouldn't know if it was a bass

boat, or a bass

boat.

Agent-G · 10-13-2008, 01:36 AM

I wonder if he can play it while he floats...

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2008, 01:37 AM

No, it doesn't play.

newtimer · 10-13-2008, 01:47 AM

"When I told the travel agent that I wanted my vacation to involve boats, sun, and a G-string, this isn't what I had in mind!"

ZenGum · 10-13-2008, 02:34 AM

If I was in that boat, I'd be fretting about making it under the bridge.

Gravdigr · 10-13-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

If I was in that boat, I'd be fretting about making it under the bridge.

I'd be worried 'bout my nut.

spudcon · 10-13-2008, 05:30 AM

Anyone have a recipe for cooking guitar boats?

sweetwater · 10-13-2008, 08:03 AM

Let's see, you have your acoustic guitars, electric guitars, and...gasoline guitars... Huh?

footfootfoot · 10-13-2008, 08:17 AM

Listen to the sustain!

dar512 · 10-13-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Listen to the sustain!

One long powerchord.

dar512 · 10-13-2008, 09:27 AM

I guess this guy plays table.

Sundae · 10-13-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

I guess this guy plays table.

Sorry to be all Brit-centric and all, but that brought tears to my eyes.
All I could hear in my head was, "Ya can play droms? Ya can play bayse?" from Street Tough by the Rebel MC.

Classic.

Cloud · 10-13-2008, 08:30 AM

is that Ringo?

Sheldonrs · 10-13-2008, 08:54 AM

Josh Pyke's body was recovered today, 6 days after his ill-conceived "Josh Pyke-Un-Plugged" concert.

monster · 10-13-2008, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Josh Pyke's body was recovered today, 6 days after his ill-conceived "Josh Pyke-Un-Plugged" concert.

10-13-2008, 12:57 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	October 13, 2008: Guitar Boat In fourteen hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. But his three boats, looked nothing like, this crazy craft, of Aussie Josh Pyke. Good thing this was made to look like a Pyke's guitar, 'cause if he played bass, you wouldn't know if it was a bass boat, or a bass boat. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2008, 01:37 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, it doesn't play. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2008, 02:34 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If I was in that boat, I'd be fretting about making it under the bridge. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-13-2008, 05:30 AM	#7
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Anyone have a recipe for cooking guitar boats? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-13-2008, 08:03 AM	#8
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Let's see, you have your acoustic guitars, electric guitars, and...gasoline guitars... Huh? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

10-13-2008, 01:36 AM	#2
Agent-G Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Lake Tahoe, California Posts: 103	I wonder if he can play it while he floats...

10-13-2008, 01:47 AM	#4
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	"When I told the travel agent that I wanted my vacation to involve boats, sun, and a G-string, this isn't what I had in mind!"

10-13-2008, 08:17 AM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Listen to the sustain! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-13-2008, 09:27 AM	#11
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I guess this guy plays table. Attached Images __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-13-2008, 08:30 AM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	is that Ringo? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-13-2008, 08:54 AM	#14
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Josh Pyke's body was recovered today, 6 days after his ill-conceived "Josh Pyke-Un-Plugged" concert. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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