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Old 12-28-2011, 02:03 PM   #1
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WHY DO YOU LIKE FENCES THAT LOOK LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY, GAY OLYMPICS, BASKETBALL, AND SCIENCE MUSEUMS SO GODDAMN MUCH?
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:10 PM   #2
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It isn't immediately obviously spam. Maybe its some new kind of slam poetry?
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:12 PM   #3
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TELL ME ABOUT THE CHURCH OF THE WHALE PENIS, HIGH PRIESTESS.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:14 PM   #4
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Is the answer, "Because they all have a distinctive smell?"
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:18 PM   #5
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I think it's a typing exercise. Yet to find the caps lock key though......
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:23 PM   #6
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WHY DO YOU LIKE FENCES THAT LOOK LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY, GAY OLYMPICS, BASKETBALL, AND SCIENCE MUSEUMS SO GODDAMN MUCH?
WHY DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR OWN FARTS? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, YA JACKWAGON?
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:24 PM   #7
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Now, if you were to include The Virgin Mary, a basketball and a science museum in the Gay Olympics that would be something. Maybe we should get shelden involved in this?
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:26 PM   #8
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Do Gay olympians with basketball nads fence the virgin mary outside science museums? That might cause both tendermuffins and a bonerjam?
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:31 PM   #9
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so.....

Tendemuffin is a member of 9 years who has posted in three image threads on the above mentioned topics, and then today started a thread about tebow with his 4th ever post.

http://cellar.org/member.php?u=522

I'mm'a guess that bonerjam is a Tebow fan and has teh secret gay hots for tendermuffin.

What do I win?
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:32 PM   #10
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http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=783399#post783399

sumthin like that...
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:40 PM   #11
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So, it's been a while since I've posted here, and all of a sudden I'm a (completely hated) celebrity!!

Good to be back!

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Old 12-28-2011, 02:41 PM   #12
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Hated? Completely? Self promoting maybe.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:42 PM   #13
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**cough**

If by completely hated, you mean a "fan club" of one, then, sure. but who gives a shit what bonerjam says, he's already retired.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:44 PM   #14
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:46 PM   #15
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I retired before this scandal broke! Please don't remember my time here by this scandal! Remember the good parts.
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