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Old 03-06-2008, 10:19 PM   #1
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when is bigger not better?

food:

the giant hamburger does NOT look yummy. It looks like fun, but I wouldn't want to eat it.


what else?
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:30 PM   #2
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SUV's have been sold under the myth that they are safer than sedans.
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:25 AM   #3
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when an animal falls on your head?
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:48 AM   #4
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wardrobes.....when you are moving the bastards.

oh...and fridges that dont fit in the little fridge spot in the kitchen
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Old 03-07-2008, 07:35 AM   #5
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Most foods are better when they are smaller. The bigger they are, the tougher they are. This applies to vegetables, seafood, and livestock.
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Old 03-07-2008, 07:54 AM   #6
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Tumors.
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Old 03-07-2008, 08:36 AM   #7
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Old 03-07-2008, 08:43 AM   #8
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:07 AM   #9
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:41 AM   #10
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Gravitational Constants.
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Old 03-07-2008, 05:56 PM   #11
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Vagina comment @monster: That depends on whether you are making one or having one.


Pool tables. 9 foot tables are great but Snooker tables suck!!
How frustrating.

Oh and debt. And facial pores.
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:09 AM   #12
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Your personal proctologist wins the world's largest knuckle award?
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:12 AM   #13
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:53 PM   #14
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when is bigger not better?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Monkey View Post
The bed rails that I didn't cut too short are too long.

Happily, too long is a much easier problem to deal with. But it is irritating, as I thought the bed was finished.
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:41 PM   #15
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Blood pressure, especiallay diastolic pressure. Normal: 105 +-5

Yesterday at doctor office (wait. today is thu... ) Tuesday at dr office:

106/54.

omg. lowest bp in many years.
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