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Old 04-20-2009, 03:28 PM   #1
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Have a Blessed day

no


fuck you
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:31 PM   #2
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ok.


I'm gonna eat strawberry fruit bars till I poop red.

you can't stop me.
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:35 PM   #3
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Jim just LOVES Him some Mondays Don't he !!
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:14 PM   #4
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that's not Bless-edd

that's Bless'd ...one syllable

and fuck you some more
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:22 PM   #5
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Have Blessed day!
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:24 PM   #6
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:25 PM   #7
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Well it looks like someone's got his cranky pants on today doesn't it. lol
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:45 PM   #8
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i knew it was coming...at the end of the voicemail message.

i'll be glad to get back to you at my earliest convenience....have a blessed day.

I don't know if it was a subliminal memory from the last time i called her 6 months ago, or just the tone of voice she speaks in......but i knew it was coming.

She's a nutbar holy roller that I had to spend over an hour with signing her deal, and closing her on the warranty and gap.....and made nearly nothing for my effort. She selfishly read every document as though I had invented them all specifically for her and had surely hidden some clause in there which had her promising to have vigorous anal sex with all of the mechanics twice a week for the next 6 years. The whole time, I knew that she was looking at the words, and understanding nothing.....just appearing to read them...because she is a teacher and she was taught that you should always read every thing you sign no matter what. I don't know what the hell she wants from me but I've been playing phone tag with her all day trying to return her lousy call....and every time I have to hear that shit. blessed day. eat a dick

have a blessed dick
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:49 PM   #9
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I had a sales rep that sent out a bulk email to 2000, yep two thousand prospects and clients that said " A Merry Christmas and blessed wish for the new year. I personally fielded at least a dozen people who were PISSED.
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:26 PM   #10
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i have caller ID....i'm not answering when she calls back. I wanna see how long I can avoid her...while appearing to be trying to reach her.


ha....i just 'missed' her call.....
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:27 PM   #11
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her message:

she has a meeting now....ha ha ha.....she'll try me again tomorrow...ha ha ha

it's SO funny!

bless these
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:52 PM   #12
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I HATE that, when people foist their 'blessed day' on me. (I just thought Jim was being his usual non-sequitor self up there, but NOW....)

I truly do; I am not being sarcastic. I want to punch their stupid face. It usually means they are the worst kind of (place religion *here*) that there is. They're usually judgmental fukkers.

I think the appropriate response would be "Shalom," or something - "the Goddess be with you", etc.
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:01 PM   #13
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Would someone kindly explain what the fuck a blessed day is exactly?

Seriously - what the hell is it? Get that dingbat on the phone and tell her Beestie wants to know exactly what in the flying fuck a blessed day is.

And it better make sense.

Don't make me channel George Carlin on her ass.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:26 PM   #14
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Sigh... Beestie, Beestie, Beestie.... I'll pray for you. But not for Jim and Brianna, they're obviously going to hell no matter what.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:27 PM   #15
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HABD Helicopter Aircrew Breathing Device
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HABD Have A Blessed Day

Ojala que tienes una dia bendita.

ha, ha, ha, read this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72806
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