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Old 12-07-2009, 08:42 PM   #16
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When they process potatoes for things like french fries, they have parts left over...potato lips, anuses, noses, stuff like that. They use those to make tots. They're kind of like the meat hot dogs of the potato world. That's why you have to use lots of ketchup.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:33 PM   #17
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I thought tater tots were Mr Potato-head's love children.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:42 PM   #18
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Sigh. I used to like the Tots, but my doctor says I can't any longer. All I can do is brush sliced sweet potatoes with light olive oil and roast them on a cookie sheet in a medium oven for like a half hour and drizzle them very lightly with maple syrup. But seriously, that's not as good as Tots.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:53 PM   #19
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When they process potatoes for things like french fries, they have parts left over...potato lips, anuses, noses, stuff like that. They use those to make tots.
That's a horrible lie. They never use potato lips and noses.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:59 PM   #20
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The lips and noses are mummified and sold as parts with "Mr. Potato Head™".
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:00 AM   #21
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I thought tater tots were Mr Potato-head's love children.
No, you're wrong.
Every time Mr. Potato Head takes a dump...

Let your imagination run wild with that.....
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Old 12-08-2009, 07:36 AM   #22
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They're deep fried potato penises.
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:07 AM   #23
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That's a horrible lie. They never use potato lips and noses.
But they do use the eyes.
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:16 AM   #24
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But they do use the eyes.
*groan*
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:18 PM   #25
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I thought tater tots were Mr Potato-head's love children.
Inevitable, but 'at's funny right there, 'n I don't care who you are!
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Old 12-09-2009, 12:29 AM   #26
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Lord, I apologize. And be with the starvin' pygmies down in New Guinea.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:43 AM   #27
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:55 AM   #28
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I'm pretty sure they are the same type of food sold in the UK as Oven Crunchies when I was a girl.

Mum was trying to get my bro to eat potatoes, so tried all the wacky potato-esque products available in the burgeoning frozen food sector. My sister and I loved it. Smiley faces, potato waffles, oven crunchies, croquettes. Bro hated all of them. We were gutted when she gave up. He wouldn't even eat proper British chips, it wasn't until American style fries were available did he consent to let the great potato into his mouth.

Strange child. Lived on thinly sliced roast beef in gravy and yorkshire pudding for years. Oh and Transformers pasta shapes in a bland (no bits) tomato sauce.
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:00 AM   #29
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McDonalds hash browns are like giant, flattened tater tots.
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:08 AM   #30
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Burger King serves an ersatz-tater tot for breakfast and misleadingly call them "hash browns" - oh the humanity.
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