3/29/2004: Record-setting painted ball - Page 2

lumberjim · 03-30-2004, 05:24 PM

mr paintball goes to heaven:

GOD:
well, my son, what have you accomplished in your lifetime?

WEENIE:
uh, I have this really big green ball?

GOD:
.............................erm, ok....................anything else?

WEENIE:
well, no, I spent so much time on the ball, that I missed raising my kids and deid early from paint fume induced lung cancer.

GOD:
well.........uh.....have you beensaved?

WEENIE:
oh, most definately

GOD:
ok, great, welcome to heaven.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-30-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Emrikol

Sorry I mainly just read... I had thought about trying to become more active...but I just can't get ahold of this whole message board thing. I miss the good old days of BBSes, IRC, and USENET.

Hey, you were there when we needed you. They also serve, who only read (and remember) and wait.

Undertoad · 03-30-2004, 08:31 PM

Yeah, I know I've mentioned it before, but I love "readers". However anyone wants to participate is perfectly fine.

wolf · 03-31-2004, 12:11 AM

Why is the ball now lumpy? It's not in any of the other photos ...

ChrisD · 04-06-2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Elspode
You've been lurking since 2002 and this is only your 20th post?!

What...you don't like us?

Ahem. 30th post. 2001.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-06-2004, 05:06 PM

Way to ChrisD, baby. Woo hoo.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-19-2004, 11:04 PM

They have a website for the ball of paint. Also a movie about the town, their paintball, and the giant "hairball" that clogged the pipes ten years ago. The resurgence of the town is due to a pair of giant balls.

YellowBolt · 06-19-2004, 11:12 PM

I been lurking here for a while, but never bothered to register until I found that picture of the three-headed frog. Go IOTD.

Anyways, why a baseball? Why not... a tennis ball, or a pineapple? I'd love to see a paint-layered pineapple.

lumberjim · 06-19-2004, 11:17 PM

i'd like to see a paint layered......bust of richard nixon?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-20-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by YellowBolt
I been lurking here for a while, but never bothered to register until I found that picture of the three-headed frog. Go IOTD.

Anyways, why a baseball? Why not... a tennis ball, or a pineapple? I'd love to see a paint-layered pineapple.

After 10 or 15 thousand coats of paint, it wouldn't make any difference.

03-30-2004, 05:24 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	mr paintball goes to heaven: GOD: well, my son, what have you accomplished in your lifetime? WEENIE: uh, I have this really big green ball? GOD: .............................erm, ok....................anything else? WEENIE: well, no, I spent so much time on the ball, that I missed raising my kids and deid early from paint fume induced lung cancer. GOD: well.........uh.....have you beensaved? WEENIE: oh, most definately GOD: ok, great, welcome to heaven. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-31-2004, 12:11 AM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Why is the ball now lumpy? It's not in any of the other photos ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 03-31-2004 at 12:14 AM.

04-06-2004, 05:06 PM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Way to ChrisD, baby. Woo hoo. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-19-2004, 11:04 PM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They have a website for the ball of paint. Also a movie about the town, their paintball, and the giant "hairball" that clogged the pipes ten years ago. The resurgence of the town is due to a pair of giant balls. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-19-2004, 11:17 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'd like to see a paint layered......bust of richard nixon? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-30-2004, 08:31 PM	#18
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yeah, I know I've mentioned it before, but I love "readers". However anyone wants to participate is perfectly fine.

06-19-2004, 11:12 PM	#23
YellowBolt I lurk with the best of them Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: not close to philadelphia. :( well, not THAT close. Posts: 146	I been lurking here for a while, but never bothered to register until I found that picture of the three-headed frog. Go IOTD. Anyways, why a baseball? Why not... a tennis ball, or a pineapple? I'd love to see a paint-layered pineapple.

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