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Old 02-28-2013, 11:38 AM   #1
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Suicide for the pope?

just wondering if that is his plan?

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Benedict XVI leaves the Vatican on his final day as pope, saying he will become "a pilgrim about to start his last journey on this earth".
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Old 02-28-2013, 11:42 AM   #2
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No way. Catholics believe that suicide sends you straight to hell.
And, is the Pope Catholic?

I've not heard back from my Pope application yet. They probably want someone younger, a real go-getter.
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:00 PM   #3
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yah no red shoes for you! Come back next week! Next! [/Pope Nazi]
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:17 PM   #4
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Someone shoulda told him just to click his heels together and say "there's no place like home"
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:20 PM   #5
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Someone shoulda told him just to click his heels together and say "there's no place like Rome"
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:47 PM   #6
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I think he is dieing and just doesn't want to do it in public.
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Old 02-28-2013, 02:28 PM   #7
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pope on a rope?
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:11 PM   #8
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You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right? At 85, he won't last long.

Good thing too, you don't want to die a virgin and go to heaven, 'cause there's all these Muslim terrorists waiting for you with pots of vaseline.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:20 AM   #9
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You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right?
They don't say Peter is the Rock for nothin'.
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:54 AM   #10
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He's half blind, near deaf, has sky high blood pressure and keeps falling out of bed.
Now that he's perfect for the job, he up and quits. Sacre Bleu
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Old 03-02-2013, 08:09 AM   #11
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Pope Berlusconi?
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