Your fav line in the Star Wars Saga? - Page 4

Elspode · 03-06-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

No, it was illustrating the Emperor's "witness the destruction of your rebel fleet!"

They probably had the beam set to "wide". Anything badass enough to blow up a planet in its concentrated form ought to be able to take out a few flimsy spacecraft when spread out.

They probably had a bunch of Jawas at the business end, turning a big lens like on the end of a Maglite.

ferret88 · 03-06-2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

"Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

Ever notice how just these lines are FILLED with inuendo? Or is that just me...

glatt · 03-06-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ferret88

Ever notice how just these lines are FILLED with inuendo? Or is that just me...

I'm afraid I'm not following you. Please explain.

Flint · 03-06-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ferret88

Ever notice how just these lines are FILLED with inuendo? Or is that just me...

Come again?

SteveDallas · 03-06-2007, 03:05 PM

These aren't the lines you're looking for.

You don't need to worry about the innuendo.

You can go about your business.

Move along!

Cloud · 03-06-2007, 03:06 PM

Clifford the Big Red Dog is gay.

oh what . . . what thread am I in again?

Trilby · 03-06-2007, 03:17 PM

no wonder I'm so horny all the time. It's shoved in my face!*

*which is, innuendo

Spexxvet · 03-06-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

As horrifying as it sounds, every now and again at work I find myself resorting to Gungan Pidgeon ... as in "Meesa like Beer." or "Meesa no like Junkie-mans."
...

That's so cuuuuuute! It's nice to see the warm fuzzy side of Wolf, isn't it?

Trilby · 03-06-2007, 03:30 PM

well, she does love Hello Kitty--so, how bad can she be?

ferret88 · 03-06-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I'm afraid I'm not following you. Please explain.

Sorry. Failing at multitasking. Not communicating clearly.

There are many of the well-known lines from the Star Wars saga that could be considered innuendo.

in-nu-en-do [in-yoo-EN-doh] noun. 1. an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature.

The ones on the list all apply. Much of what C3PO says can apply.

I remember once upon a time seeing a list of Star Wars innuendo circulating on the net. You have to be in the correct mindset, perhaps, but it's surprising how many lines can be considered innuendo.

ferret88 · 03-06-2007, 04:48 PM

I wish I could find that link now...

Perry Winkle · 03-06-2007, 04:49 PM

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way we wants it. Well, he gets it.

I don't like it anymore than you men.

(I love that movie, and the song isn't bad either.)

Sheldonrs · 03-06-2007, 04:49 PM

I always thought it was funny that the word "innuendo" is in and of itself innuendo.

def: innuendo - Italian anal sex.

Sheldonrs · 03-06-2007, 04:53 PM

http://www.shadowdark.org/ib/Star-Wa...ndo_8109-1.php

Is this the link you wanted Ferret88?

Or this?

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76006

ferret88 · 03-06-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

http://www.shadowdark.org/ib/Star-Wa...ndo_8109-1.php

Is this the link you wanted Ferret88?

Or this?

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76006

Negative. The one I remember seeing is like 10 years old. There were 70 or 80-some lines from the various movies. I'm trying to locate it from work and our watchdog program is blocking me from some random sites.

03-06-2007, 03:06 PM	#51
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Clifford the Big Red Dog is gay. oh what . . . what thread am I in again? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-06-2007, 03:17 PM	#52
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	no wonder I'm so horny all the time. It's shoved in my face!* *which is, innuendo __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-06-2007, 03:30 PM	#54
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	well, she does love Hello Kitty--so, how bad can she be? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-06-2007, 04:49 PM	#58
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I always thought it was funny that the word "innuendo" is in and of itself innuendo. def: innuendo - Italian anal sex. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-06-2007, 04:53 PM	#59
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	http://www.shadowdark.org/ib/Star-Wa...ndo_8109-1.php Is this the link you wanted Ferret88? Or this? http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76006 __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-06-2007, 03:05 PM	#50
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	These aren't the lines you're looking for. You don't need to worry about the innuendo. You can go about your business. Move along!

03-06-2007, 04:48 PM	#56
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	I wish I could find that link now...

03-06-2007, 04:49 PM	#57
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way we wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore than you men. (I love that movie, and the song isn't bad either.)

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