To fart or not to fart?

DucksNuts · 11-24-2006, 09:08 PM

Is it PC to let one rip in front of your partner?

Do you know you are in a real relationship when your partner dutch ovens you to within an inch of your life?

Aliantha · 11-24-2006, 09:11 PM

It's definitely PC to let one rip in front of your partner.

Where ever you may be, let the wind blow free!

That's our motto.

footfootfoot · 11-24-2006, 09:17 PM

dutch ovening is beyond the pale. Otherwise remember why god made farts smelly:

So deaf people could enjoy them too.

wolf · 11-25-2006, 12:58 AM

Dealing with my mother's colostomy care has made me a much greater conniessiuer of vaporous emissions. Once you've dealt with this, you come to realize that the gas (or anything) that processes all the way through the digestive system is much, much better.

Like unto roses, really.

Aliantha · 11-25-2006, 01:53 AM

that processes all the way through the digestive system by itself is probably more to the point.

DucksNuts · 11-25-2006, 02:20 AM

Hmmmm - theres something wrong with me, I dont like to fart in company!! Whether it be partner of 3 years or even my parents.

I did manage to walk into my bosses office and do them proud, first time in 5 years....they did the perfect O face, then near wet themselves laughing.

I had good reason to do this, they spend all afternoon trying to kill each other with their gassiness.

Aliantha · 11-25-2006, 02:27 AM

The only farts that bother me are the sneeze farts ones. They're the ones that can really be embarrassing. Imagine if the queen did one of them.

DucksNuts · 11-25-2006, 02:40 AM

I dont like farting in my sleep, especially with a new guy. I must have a bit of a phobia...coz I wake myself up when I fart if I am spending the nite with a new guy.

DucksNuts · 11-25-2006, 02:42 AM

Elevator farts rock though!!!!! My girlfriend near made me gag in the elevator one morning after, I felt soooo bad for the lovely family that got in the floor after she dropped that little gem.

Actually, I DO fart in front of my very good girlfriends.

Aliantha · 11-25-2006, 03:23 AM

I hate it when my farts wake me up!

Griff · 11-25-2006, 06:26 AM

A vacant house is better than a bad tenant.

fargon · 11-25-2006, 07:00 AM

I have been known to clear rooms. If you can't fart in front of your significant other, then it is hard to share other things.

lumberjim · 11-25-2006, 06:26 PM

poop molecules

wolf · 11-26-2006, 12:31 PM

Ah crap. That reminds me that it's time to replace my toothbrush.

Trilby · 11-26-2006, 12:43 PM

I always enjoyed farting in the darkroom (was X-ray work) and then scooting out the revolving door only to seal the gaseous mix in for the next overworked and underpaid tech to come in and develop her work.

Good times...

11-24-2006, 09:08 PM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	To fart or not to fart? Is it PC to let one rip in front of your partner? Do you know you are in a real relationship when your partner dutch ovens you to within an inch of your life?

11-24-2006, 09:11 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	It's definitely PC to let one rip in front of your partner. Where ever you may be, let the wind blow free! That's our motto. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-24-2006, 09:17 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	dutch ovening is beyond the pale. Otherwise remember why god made farts smelly: So deaf people could enjoy them too. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-25-2006, 12:58 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Dealing with my mother's colostomy care has made me a much greater conniessiuer of vaporous emissions. Once you've dealt with this, you come to realize that the gas (or anything) that processes all the way through the digestive system is much, much better. Like unto roses, really. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-25-2006, 01:53 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	that processes all the way through the digestive system by itself is probably more to the point. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-25-2006, 02:20 AM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmmm - theres something wrong with me, I dont like to fart in company!! Whether it be partner of 3 years or even my parents. I did manage to walk into my bosses office and do them proud, first time in 5 years....they did the perfect O face, then near wet themselves laughing. I had good reason to do this, they spend all afternoon trying to kill each other with their gassiness.

11-25-2006, 02:27 AM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	The only farts that bother me are the sneeze farts ones. They're the ones that can really be embarrassing. Imagine if the queen did one of them. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-25-2006, 02:40 AM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I dont like farting in my sleep, especially with a new guy. I must have a bit of a phobia...coz I wake myself up when I fart if I am spending the nite with a new guy.

11-25-2006, 02:42 AM	#9
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Elevator farts rock though!!!!! My girlfriend near made me gag in the elevator one morning after, I felt soooo bad for the lovely family that got in the floor after she dropped that little gem. Actually, I DO fart in front of my very good girlfriends.

11-25-2006, 03:23 AM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hate it when my farts wake me up! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-25-2006, 06:26 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	A vacant house is better than a bad tenant. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-25-2006, 07:00 AM	#12
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I have been known to clear rooms. If you can't fart in front of your significant other, then it is hard to share other things. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-25-2006, 06:26 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	poop molecules __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-26-2006, 12:31 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Ah crap. That reminds me that it's time to replace my toothbrush. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-26-2006, 12:43 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I always enjoyed farting in the darkroom (was X-ray work) and then scooting out the revolving door only to seal the gaseous mix in for the next overworked and underpaid tech to come in and develop her work. Good times... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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