The Meaningless Nonexistent TV Episode Thread

Elspode · 12-20-2006, 05:04 PM

We had a creative post in the Andy Griffith thread, and somehow, I felt compelled to make up a Popeye episode in the LJ Goes Cockless thread.

So...bring it on. Using popular TV shows, characters and settings, outline the highlights of episodes that never were...but should have been.

Three's Company - Jack comes home and catches the girls playing spin the vibrator on the kitchen table. Just as he's about to join in, Mr. Roper enters, and shoves Jack aside from the action, saying, "Watch this, Nancy-boy. I'm gonna make you wish you weren't gay!"

Jack becomes enraged and stabs Mr Roper in the back with a steak knife. At the conclusion of the episode, we see Mrs Roper walk away from the graveside with one hand on Crissy's ass.

Spexxvet · 12-20-2006, 05:42 PM

Remeber the bukake scene on Gilligan's Island? Gilligan, Professor, Skipper, and Mr. Howell took turns squirting on Mrs. Howell. Maryanne was the fluffer, they pounded Ginger for awhile, then squacked on Mrs. Howell's face. It was a riot how they were fighting to be first in line. Then a Pakistani aircraft carrier let a company of men onto the island for shore leave. That's when the fun really started!

Elspode · 12-21-2006, 12:02 PM

I can't believe no one is taking advantage of this thread. What...you guys don't like your Classic TV icons reduced to pron characters? It doesn't *have* to be smut, you know.

Trilby · 12-21-2006, 12:05 PM

um...I just got here. i need to think...

Shawnee123 · 12-21-2006, 12:06 PM

I just can't come up with anything clever, the pron angle is all done up.

Trilby · 12-21-2006, 12:09 PM

Yeah, but I like the bukkake angle--you can't go wrong with bukkake. It's a crowd pleaser.

Shawnee123 · 12-21-2006, 12:29 PM

Remember the Leave it to Beaver episode where they discovered Beaver had ADD and they tried to medicate and he went a little off the deep end and took an AK-47 to school and threatened Miss Landers, calling her a namby pamby cunt bitch? His dad was SO mad he grounded him for a whole week...no TV or comic books. Mrs Cleaver thought Mr Cleaver was being awfully hard on the Beaver!

barefoot serpent · 12-21-2006, 12:57 PM

did anyone see that Seinfeld episode that Mel Gibson did a guest spot on?

Shawnee123 · 12-21-2006, 12:59 PM

Elspode · 12-21-2006, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

did anyone see that Seinfeld episode that Mel Gibson did a guest spot on?

Was that the one where Mel and Kramer joined the Klan and bombed a church in Harlem?

Griff · 12-21-2006, 01:25 PM

I really enjoyed the Sesame Street where Burning Spear, the musical guests, were angered at an apparent black face routine by Mr. Noodle and burned the block to the ground. The next week their publicist appeared and smoothed everything over.

12-20-2006, 05:04 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Meaningless Nonexistent TV Episode Thread We had a creative post in the Andy Griffith thread, and somehow, I felt compelled to make up a Popeye episode in the LJ Goes Cockless thread. So...bring it on. Using popular TV shows, characters and settings, outline the highlights of episodes that never were...but should have been. Three's Company - Jack comes home and catches the girls playing spin the vibrator on the kitchen table. Just as he's about to join in, Mr. Roper enters, and shoves Jack aside from the action, saying, "Watch this, Nancy-boy. I'm gonna make you wish you weren't gay!" Jack becomes enraged and stabs Mr Roper in the back with a steak knife. At the conclusion of the episode, we see Mrs Roper walk away from the graveside with one hand on Crissy's ass. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-20-2006, 05:42 PM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Remeber the bukake scene on Gilligan's Island? Gilligan, Professor, Skipper, and Mr. Howell took turns squirting on Mrs. Howell. Maryanne was the fluffer, they pounded Ginger for awhile, then squacked on Mrs. Howell's face. It was a riot how they were fighting to be first in line. Then a Pakistani aircraft carrier let a company of men onto the island for shore leave. That's when the fun really started! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-21-2006, 12:02 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I can't believe no one is taking advantage of this thread. What...you guys don't like your Classic TV icons reduced to pron characters? It doesn't have to be smut, you know. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-21-2006, 12:05 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	um...I just got here. i need to think... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-21-2006, 12:06 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	thinking... I just can't come up with anything clever, the pron angle is all done up. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-21-2006, 12:09 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yeah, but I like the bukkake angle--you can't go wrong with bukkake. It's a crowd pleaser. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-21-2006, 12:29 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	how dis? Remember the Leave it to Beaver episode where they discovered Beaver had ADD and they tried to medicate and he went a little off the deep end and took an AK-47 to school and threatened Miss Landers, calling her a namby pamby cunt bitch? His dad was SO mad he grounded him for a whole week...no TV or comic books. Mrs Cleaver thought Mr Cleaver was being awfully hard on the Beaver! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-21-2006 at 01:53 PM.

12-21-2006, 12:57 PM	#8
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	did anyone see that Seinfeld episode that Mel Gibson did a guest spot on? __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

12-21-2006, 12:59 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-21-2006 at 01:14 PM.

12-21-2006, 01:25 PM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I really enjoyed the Sesame Street where Burning Spear, the musical guests, were angered at an apparent black face routine by Mr. Noodle and burned the block to the ground. The next week their publicist appeared and smoothed everything over. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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