The Sex Thread - Page 16

BigV · 06-16-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

And you're not gay?

Syc, he's married.

Just give up.

lookout123 · 06-17-2005, 12:45 AM

BWAAAAA hahahahahahaaaaahaaa*snort*hahahaa

ha

ha.

thanks BigV - that one really struck me as funny.

wolf · 06-17-2005, 01:02 AM

2.

Closer to a 1.5.

Probably actually a 1.

elSicomoro · 06-17-2005, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Syc, he's married.

Just give up.

No problem...more time to focus on you now.

cowhead · 06-17-2005, 05:38 AM

thanks Jag and ... yeah... *sigh* early morning spoons.. the sad thing is that this is the second longest I've gone without a relationship since I've turned 21, no. not tooting any horns, it's just odd.. although I have gotten to catch up on my reading, guitarplaying and useless internet stuff

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...but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross.

what?.. oh dear.. no no no.. female genitalia is yummy! then again maybe you got a bad version (they are out there! trust me!) then again that's one of those personal things, either you like it or you don't. (more for me mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Iggy · 06-18-2005, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being never ever ever attracted to someone of your own sex and 10 being never ever ever attracted to someone of the opposite sex, I am curious, where do YOU fall?

Bottom line, I like to get it on with either/or. Where do you fall??

I know I don't post often... but I just have to put my two cents in.

I would have to fall around a 4 or 5. The female body is just wonderful... not smelly or gross. But the best orgasams I have ever had have been with men. It is almost the female is foreplay and the man is the main attraction...

But I definitely think that the female form is the prettier one. Men usually don't have the grace and flow that the female shape has.

footfootfoot · 06-18-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

You left out the "rodeo" position.

That's where he enters her from behind,

Grabes her "PONY TAIL "

and whispers:

"mmm, these feel almost as good as your little sister's"

Then he tries told hold on for ten seconds.

That SIR is the CORRECT Rodeo position !!!!!

I stand corrected, Zippyt. What do us city slickers know anyhow?

snobs · 06-19-2005, 01:50 PM

hello, i'm new here can someone summarize? thanks

jaguar · 06-19-2005, 02:30 PM

no, but you can read and do so yourself, for yourself. I hear it's quite a simple process.

snobs · 06-19-2005, 08:18 PM

simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then.

Rock Steady · 06-19-2005, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snobs

simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then.

If you change your profile to display 60 posts per page, then it's only 4 pages long. Much more digestable.

The Cliff Notes Version is that the men like females and the women like males.

Also, they like members to choose a gender and stay with it.

Dagney · 06-19-2005, 09:19 PM

Wait, wait, I have a summary.

You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about....

Oh, wait. That's the hokey pokey. What do you do to summarize for one who does the "I getta no pokey"?

Dude, we're not your tutors, we're not your interpreters, and we're surely not your entertainment staff. The cruise purser is not Gopher and Doc isn't the ship physician. This cruise you gotta plan yourself. (And really, 17 pages is NOT a lot of reading....)

cowhead · 06-19-2005, 10:31 PM

[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in .....

kinda like 'reverse missionary' thought of it one day while we were doing the whole doggy style thing, and I was feeling too lazy to stand up.. (yeah not too lazy to participate in recreational procreation'.. of course) legs tucked together, from behind.. yowch! talk about rodeo sex! (without the sister thing) oh crap! there's a whole 'nother thread in there.. the dirty sanchez, laughing dragon.. dolphin girl etc. bad humour.. by the by did that post go away? I was getting ready to bust out with my amputee jokes!

okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there? like I said sorry, just curious... then this kinda leads on to female ejaculation... gurk too many thoughts at once.. must drink beer!

plthijinx · 06-19-2005, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney

Wait, wait, I have a summary.

You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about....

Dag, it sounds like your telling snobs to go jerk off!!! bwahahahaha!!!!!

Trilby · 06-20-2005, 11:30 AM

[quote=cowhead]

Quote:

okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there?

I dated one guy who totally bruised my cervix and it really did hurt. He was some kind of sex mutant--we did it SEVEN times one night! Turns out he was a complete sex addict.

06-17-2005, 12:45 AM	#227
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	BWAAAAA hahahahahahaaaaahaaasnorthahahaa ha ha. thanks BigV - that one really struck me as funny. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-17-2005, 01:02 AM	#228
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	2. Closer to a 1.5. Probably actually a 1. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-17-2005, 05:38 AM	#230
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	thanks Jag and ... yeah... sigh early morning spoons.. the sad thing is that this is the second longest I've gone without a relationship since I've turned 21, no. not tooting any horns, it's just odd.. although I have gotten to catch up on my reading, guitarplaying and useless internet stuff . ...but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross. what?.. oh dear.. no no no.. female genitalia is yummy! then again maybe you got a bad version (they are out there! trust me!) then again that's one of those personal things, either you like it or you don't. (more for me mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-19-2005, 01:50 PM	#233
snobs Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 17	hello, i'm new here can someone summarize? thanks __________________ i wanna see you tonight dancing in the endless moonlight in the parking lot in the headlights of cars someplace on the moon where they moved the drive-in theater where I left the car that I can't find but I still got the keys to

06-19-2005, 02:30 PM	#234
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	no, but you can read and do so yourself, for yourself. I hear it's quite a simple process. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-19-2005, 08:18 PM	#235
snobs Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 17	simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then. __________________ i wanna see you tonight dancing in the endless moonlight in the parking lot in the headlights of cars someplace on the moon where they moved the drive-in theater where I left the car that I can't find but I still got the keys to

06-19-2005, 09:19 PM	#237
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Wait, wait, I have a summary. You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about.... Oh, wait. That's the hokey pokey. What do you do to summarize for one who does the "I getta no pokey"? Dude, we're not your tutors, we're not your interpreters, and we're surely not your entertainment staff. The cruise purser is not Gopher and Doc isn't the ship physician. This cruise you gotta plan yourself. (And really, 17 pages is NOT a lot of reading....) __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

06-19-2005, 10:31 PM	#238
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in ..... kinda like 'reverse missionary' thought of it one day while we were doing the whole doggy style thing, and I was feeling too lazy to stand up.. (yeah not too lazy to participate in recreational procreation'.. of course) legs tucked together, from behind.. yowch! talk about rodeo sex! (without the sister thing) oh crap! there's a whole 'nother thread in there.. the dirty sanchez, laughing dragon.. dolphin girl etc. bad humour.. by the by did that post go away? I was getting ready to bust out with my amputee jokes! okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there? like I said sorry, just curious... then this kinda leads on to female ejaculation... gurk too many thoughts at once.. must drink beer! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. Last edited by cowhead; 06-19-2005 at 10:33 PM. Reason: more blah, blah,blah

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