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11-02-2012, 09:33 PM
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Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.
It's really just a watery Manhattan. 
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11-02-2012, 10:14 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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11-03-2012, 09:48 AM
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Plus, I swiped it.
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11-03-2012, 10:00 AM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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 I'm swiping this, too.
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11-03-2012, 10:20 AM
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11-03-2012, 12:25 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Was Hurricane Sandy a message from God for liberals to mend their wicked ways??
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11-03-2012, 12:29 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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 Gee, why didn't I think of that when Katrina hit ? I could have had a V8. |
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11-03-2012, 01:18 PM
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and I fucking stole it too!
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11-03-2012, 02:17 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Truthfully, I was just spoofing the Islamic Clerics who are claiming Sandy was sent by Allah to punish America
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11-04-2012, 10:48 AM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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11-04-2012, 03:03 PM
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11-04-2012, 04:23 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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11-04-2012, 04:47 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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I should probably fess up to stealing that cocktail joke in the first place.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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11-04-2012, 04:51 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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11-04-2012, 04:57 PM
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The future is unwritten
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No, if you hear a good joke, it's your moral obligation to pass it on to as many as possible. 
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