He was pissed

busterb · 01-08-2008, 05:42 PM

NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.

SteveDallas · 01-08-2008, 07:53 PM

What is the crime? I mean, seriously, is there a law against mailing animal part to people?

Griff · 01-08-2008, 08:11 PM

So in Western PA you have to give a dowry when you're cuckolded?

monster · 01-08-2008, 08:09 PM

Apparently.

"Dead animals or parts of animals"

Page 17:

http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

Spexxvet · 01-10-2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

What is the crime? I mean, seriously, is there a law against mailing animal part to people?

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Apparently.

"Dead animals or parts of animals"

Page 17:

http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

He should have used UPS. And maybe cooked it, first:

Quote:

The "Montgomery Inn Experience" is so special that we take great effort to get it to you fast and fresh. Out entire line of products are carefully packages in order to deliver it to you overnight. Bottles of Montgomery Inn Barbecue Sauce are shipped via ground transit (unless otherwise specified) becuase they are non-perishable.

He just should have sent Cow Tails. Naw - wouldn't have carried the same message...

richlevy · 01-12-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Apparently.

"Dead animals or parts of animals"

Page 17:

http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

Damn, I wish someone had shown me this before I became a Secret Santa.

Griff · 01-12-2008, 04:18 PM

:LOL:

ZenGum · 01-14-2008, 03:03 AM

Maybe the message he was trying to convey was "give me head, cow!".

This video features a cow doing something ... strange ....
The site is NSFW but the video itself is safe.

Aliantha · 01-08-2008, 08:47 PM

The poor cow.

I think he's been watching too many gangster movies. srsly.

Drax · 01-11-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

The poor cow.

I think he's been watching too many gangster movies. srsly.

or Godfather a gillion times. (http://www.usefultrivia.com/movie_tr...ivia_003b.html)

wolf · 01-08-2008, 10:44 PM

I am surprised that I knew nothing of this.

I found an msnbc article, but it doesn't list the names of the recipients.

busterb · 01-09-2008, 08:11 AM

Wolf. Story here http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8U22FMO0.html

classicman · 01-09-2008, 08:20 AM

AP Story

Quote:

The victim received a package containing a cow's head with a puncture wound in its skull on June 1, 2006.
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles

Fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, Hilles said.

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binky · 01-09-2008, 09:03 AM

she must have been overcome by the romance

Cloud · 01-09-2008, 09:06 AM

wait . . . they got back together?!!

01-08-2008, 05:42 PM	#1
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01-14-2008, 03:03 AM	#8
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