Strange compliments - Page 4

Tulip · 03-19-2009, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Your eyebrows are phenomenal! as are your lips, hair, nose, & earlobes.....so are your shoulders......the nape of your neck.....your toned arms, your rock hard abs, hip bones.....that little crease that goes from there to ...another good spot..... I could go on, but I figure I've embarrassed you enough by now.

I find this incredibly sweet for a husband to post!

03-19-2009, 11:36 PM

I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me.

TheMercenary · 03-20-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me.

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

Pie · 03-20-2009, 11:00 AM

Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki.

Undertoad · 03-20-2009, 11:08 AM

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 11:30 AM

What you should have said: no, my girlfriend has a really sensitive tongue.

03-20-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

03-20-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie

Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki.

seriously...

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

Nice vagina monologue! :p

03-20-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Nice vagina monologue! :p

I do my best!

capnhowdy · 03-20-2009, 11:31 PM

Now.

Back to your vagina.........

lumberjim · 03-20-2009, 11:56 PM

wait a minute. I'm missing something here.

it's NOT a good thing when your cervix is struck by a foreign object is it? i mean....having a 'deep' cervix is probably a good thing.....right?

it's not like you were a guy and they said your cock was really long.... maybe you just have a tall cooter?

Pie · 03-21-2009, 12:01 AM

But it's the same number of nerves in a longer chassis; wouldn't that necessitate a longer probe to activate all those nerves?

lumberjim · 03-21-2009, 12:15 AM

what!?

Pie · 03-21-2009, 12:28 AM

You heard me. Grow a few (inches).

03-20-2009, 11:00 AM	#49
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-20-2009, 11:30 AM	#51
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What you should have said: no, my girlfriend has a really sensitive tongue. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-20-2009, 11:31 PM	#56
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Now. Back to your vagina......... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-20-2009, 11:56 PM	#57
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wait a minute. I'm missing something here. it's NOT a good thing when your cervix is struck by a foreign object is it? i mean....having a 'deep' cervix is probably a good thing.....right? it's not like you were a guy and they said your cock was really long.... maybe you just have a tall cooter? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-21-2009, 12:01 AM	#58
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	But it's the same number of nerves in a longer chassis; wouldn't that necessitate a longer probe to activate all those nerves? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-19-2009, 11:36 PM	#47
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me.

03-20-2009, 11:08 AM	#50
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded. So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!" uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

03-21-2009, 12:15 AM	#59
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what!? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-21-2009, 12:28 AM	#60
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	You heard me. Grow a few (inches). __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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