What's upsetting you today? - Page 354

xoxoxoBruce · 04-02-2010, 11:01 AM

Well chop you, Ma'am.

classicman · 04-02-2010, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

How the hell would you know?

You can run, but you can't hide!

classicman · 04-02-2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Those axe murderering hobos will fool you every time.

gotcha covered

Shawnee123 · 04-02-2010, 11:42 AM

A hobo's what?

Sundae · 04-02-2010, 11:58 AM

Hey, if Bruce wants to come to the UK I'll meet up with him!
His only flaw is not living within four miles travel.

I'd shake-shake-shake his beard off if he ever landed Brit-side

classicman · 04-02-2010, 12:02 PM

huh? <innocent>

Shawnee123 · 04-02-2010, 12:08 PM

*smack upside your head*

Carruthers · 04-02-2010, 12:25 PM

Thanks for the kind words everybody. One blushes to the roots of one's prematurely grey hair.

Now, Bruce. Have you felt the weight of a decent size axe these days? Far too much effort involved in waving one of those around.
Then there's the risk assessment to be completed under the Health & Safety Act (1974) (as amended). Not to mention the compulsory Public Liability Insurance, and the Certificate of Competency to be obtained under the Lethal Weapons (Manual application of same) Act. Of course a special permit will have to be obtained if it is intended that the axe be used during the hours of darkness.
It's bureaucracy gone mad, I tell you.

Sundae, I might be able to meet some time soon, but I'm worried about leaving my aged father on his own. He had a knee replacement op about eighteen months ago and it is giving him some trouble. If he has a fall while I'm out my name will be Mudd.
Hope I'll be able to take you up on the invite in a couple of weeks.

Carruthers

xoxoxoBruce · 04-02-2010, 05:26 PM

morethanpretty · 04-02-2010, 06:35 PM

My sis went to one of the E-care places last friday, they thought she has strep throat so they tested her, it came up negative. They were still convinced it was strep and sent her home with antibiotics. It was obviously NOT strep, it was virus, probably the flu, she finally went back to the doc today. Whatever the virus was she is almost over, but she has a secondary infection: bronchitis and borderline pneumonia. Fuckin E-care asswipes! She just got married on Mar 13 and has been sick for the majority of the time.

Clodfobble · 04-03-2010, 12:31 PM

My stepson, as it turns out, has turned into quite the little sexist. The majority of the time he lives in a house with 4 not-particularly-bright, hyper-emotional women... and he's apparently extrapolated what he's learned therein. Fucking great.

squirell nutkin · 04-03-2010, 01:17 PM

Maybe if you said something to him like, "Lissen, us broads aint' all knuckle heads, ya know."

Who knows? It's worth a try.

jinx · 04-03-2010, 01:18 PM

Freakin Sean Hannity and giant entourage or some shit decided to go to Old Navy today too. Took me frigggin forever just to buy bathing suits.

At least my (ultra conservative) gym is a ghost town, lol....

Clodfobble · 04-03-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Maybe if you said something to him like, "Lissen, us broads aint' all knuckle heads, ya know."

Who knows? It's worth a try.

Ah, see, but he's got this noblesse oblige thing going on. He doesn't want me to not be a knucklehead, because that means I might possibly know more than he does. He doesn't respect intelligence in others, he just likes people to defer to him.

monster · 04-03-2010, 06:27 PM

drown him.

FFS child protection services people, I'm not SRS. RLY.

04-02-2010, 11:01 AM	#5296
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well chop you, Ma'am. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-02-2010, 11:42 AM	#5299
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	A hobo's what? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-02-2010, 12:02 PM	#5301
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	huh? <innocent> __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-02-2010, 12:08 PM	#5302
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	smack upside your head __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-02-2010, 05:26 PM	#5304
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-02-2010, 11:58 AM	#5300
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hey, if Bruce wants to come to the UK I'll meet up with him! His only flaw is not living within four miles travel. I'd shake-shake-shake his beard off if he ever landed Brit-side

04-02-2010, 12:25 PM	#5303
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Thanks for the kind words everybody. One blushes to the roots of one's prematurely grey hair. Now, Bruce. Have you felt the weight of a decent size axe these days? Far too much effort involved in waving one of those around. Then there's the risk assessment to be completed under the Health & Safety Act (1974) (as amended). Not to mention the compulsory Public Liability Insurance, and the Certificate of Competency to be obtained under the Lethal Weapons (Manual application of same) Act. Of course a special permit will have to be obtained if it is intended that the axe be used during the hours of darkness. It's bureaucracy gone mad, I tell you. Sundae, I might be able to meet some time soon, but I'm worried about leaving my aged father on his own. He had a knee replacement op about eighteen months ago and it is giving him some trouble. If he has a fall while I'm out my name will be Mudd. Hope I'll be able to take you up on the invite in a couple of weeks. Carruthers

04-02-2010, 06:35 PM	#5305
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	My sis went to one of the E-care places last friday, they thought she has strep throat so they tested her, it came up negative. They were still convinced it was strep and sent her home with antibiotics. It was obviously NOT strep, it was virus, probably the flu, she finally went back to the doc today. Whatever the virus was she is almost over, but she has a secondary infection: bronchitis and borderline pneumonia. Fuckin E-care asswipes! She just got married on Mar 13 and has been sick for the majority of the time. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-03-2010, 12:31 PM	#5306
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My stepson, as it turns out, has turned into quite the little sexist. The majority of the time he lives in a house with 4 not-particularly-bright, hyper-emotional women... and he's apparently extrapolated what he's learned therein. Fucking great. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-03-2010, 01:17 PM	#5307
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Maybe if you said something to him like, "Lissen, us broads aint' all knuckle heads, ya know." Who knows? It's worth a try. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-03-2010, 01:18 PM	#5308
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Freakin Sean Hannity and giant entourage or some shit decided to go to Old Navy today too. Took me frigggin forever just to buy bathing suits. At least my (ultra conservative) gym is a ghost town, lol.... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-03-2010, 06:27 PM	#5310
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	drown him. FFS child protection services people, I'm not SRS. RLY. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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