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Old 11-22-2018, 10:58 AM   #1
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Thanksgiving Quiz

As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time.

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
2) Which bench do you belong on?
3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
7) Mustard or Ketchup?
8) Catsup or Ketchup?
9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
10) What are you thankful for?
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Old 11-22-2018, 11:08 AM   #2
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Just another Thursday.
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Old 11-22-2018, 11:49 AM   #3
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1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites? Culturally
2) Which bench do you belong on?Group W
3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?Color Glossy
4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend? One
5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters? No Cousins in Attendance
6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday? Turkey
7) Mustard or Ketchup?Both
8) Catsup or Ketchup?Ketchup
9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?None Sadly
10) What are you thankful for?Keryx
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Old 11-22-2018, 01:05 PM   #4
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You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. It's playing rfn, as we speak, currently, atm. Came on at high noon on the big D, D93. They advertised this for a week.

High, get it?

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Old 11-22-2018, 01:26 PM   #5
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1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?

My people, no. Me? Absolutely.

2) Which bench do you belong on?

Group W. Right there with the mother-stabbers, and the father-rapers. And the litterers.

3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?

Color. What am I, poor?

4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?

Zero. None. Nil. Zip. Zilch. 0. Nary a one. Nairn.

5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?

Anybody e'er known me to keep my filthy mouth shut, even when it's the best possible option?

6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?

That animal should be eaten.

ETA: It just occurred to me you meant "What, if any, animal will die..." I think there was real beef in the burrito I ate a few minutes ago, so, I guess, a cow. Months ago, prolly.


7) Mustard or Ketchup?

Meh, ketchup, I guess. And I don't give a damn what Barry 'Bama says about it.

8) Catsup or Ketchup?

Meh, ketchup, I guess.

9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?

Doesn't matter to me. I'm throwing it in the trash, where it belongs.

10) What are you thankful for?

I'm thankful for what real friends I have. As few, and far between as they are.

And I'm thankful for you guys, well, most of you, anyway.


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Old 11-22-2018, 01:30 PM   #6
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10) What are you thankful for?Keryx
She's right behind you isn't she?

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Old 11-22-2018, 01:35 PM   #7
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And, while I'm in the spirit:

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Old 11-22-2018, 04:53 PM   #8
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As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time.

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
Both.

2) Which bench do you belong on?
Bench? Bench?! F that, put me in coach! If you're not poppin' a vessel from outrage, you're not paying attention!

3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
Black and White, shot, developed, printed, matted, framed, and hung by Twil (MFA).
I, on the other hand, am a digital dinosaur, scanning and digitizing Every. Damn. Day. Soon, I will make a DIY thread about my latest digital photography project.
Hers are hung on the walls, mine are displayed on the screens.


4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
One. We're the home team.

5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
Not even Nate Silver would hedge his bet on this question.

6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
A T-Rex, Turkeysaurus BreastoMaximus. Can those things even fly?

7) Mustard or Ketchup?
Mustard

8) Catsup or Ketchup?
Take your pick, I'm having mustard.

9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
This is the year of the cranberry, I have been warned of at least three dishes with prominent cranberry elements.

10) What are you thankful for?
Family. Family of origin and family of choice. ... I'm lookin at you, dwellars.
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Old 11-22-2018, 07:04 PM   #9
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I had a yummy organic thanksgiving dinner today

I felt bad eating the turkey but I asked for foregiveness.... I didnt kill the poor thing after all......


HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!!
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Old 11-22-2018, 07:20 PM   #10
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That was most upsetting.
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Old 11-22-2018, 08:34 PM   #11
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She's right behind you isn't she?

She's always next to me. Even when she's not.
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Old 11-23-2018, 09:15 AM   #12
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Old 11-23-2018, 03:44 PM   #13
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Old 11-24-2018, 12:12 AM   #14
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Old 11-24-2018, 10:29 AM   #15
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I always wondered who the unnamed friend was.
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