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Old 03-28-2004, 10:18 PM   #1
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John Kerry Stands at the Left Hand of the Devil





Okay, so actually I know that the image is a hoax, but I sure thought it was funny.

My favorite story so far about this was of several pagan chicks saying "wow, now I'll really vote for him because of his support of alternative religions."
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Old 03-29-2004, 04:54 PM   #2
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Well...that and the snowboarding.
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Old 03-29-2004, 05:10 PM   #3
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I think snowboarding is a better reason.
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Old 03-29-2004, 09:42 PM   #4
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I haven't been able to see the picture, but I think that it's more likely that the Republicans have a deal with the Devil:
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In Washington, the top GOP address listed is 666 11th St. NW, an office building whose occupants gave $10,000 to President Bush. Donors there included parking magnate Leonard B. "Bud" Doggett.
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Old 03-30-2004, 09:49 AM   #5
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DAMN!!!

I thought it was real, it would make him a more attractive candidate to me!

I mean satanists are people to!


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Old 03-30-2004, 10:10 AM   #6
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Originally posted by Happy Monkey
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In Washington, the top GOP address listed is 666 11th St. NW...
Not only that but if you add the digits of the address together, you get...

6 + 6 + 6 = 18 and 1 + 1 = 2;

18 + 2 = 20;

20 = 9 + 11;

911!

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666 = GOP = 911! **GASP** Its ALL starting to come together now!!
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must elect kerry... must elect kerry... must elect kerry... must elect kerry...
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Old 03-30-2004, 10:29 AM   #7
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This will merely bring out the Kerry-worshippers in full force. After all, who was the last entity to have the Devil at his right?
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Old 03-30-2004, 10:31 AM   #8
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And of course:
1+1 = 2, so we add 2 666's.

666
+666
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1332

Then rotate that sum 90 degrees (one quadrant, ie NW) and subtract:

1332
- 66
- 66
- 66
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1134

Read that upside down on a calculator, and what do you get?

HELL!
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Old 03-30-2004, 11:17 AM   #9
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waaaaayyyyyy too much time on some people's hands

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Old 03-30-2004, 12:41 PM   #10
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add that to the slogans list!
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Old 03-30-2004, 01:29 PM   #11
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To somewhat mitigate my post, I knew that equation already, and just figured out a way to link it into the address.
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Old 03-30-2004, 04:22 PM   #12
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Isn't LaVey dead, anyway?
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Old 04-09-2004, 04:38 AM   #13
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Kerry at the White House !!!!
it's just what i want
(i don't have all undersatnd, what is the story with the Devil ??)
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:31 AM   #14
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It's not a story, just a photoshopped picture of Kerry and a famous Satanist. (Which still has nothing to do with the Devil - LaVey picked the term Satanist just to annoy Christians. He was basically an atheist/hedonist.)
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Old 04-11-2004, 05:35 AM   #15
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and it's a bad thing for Kerry ??
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