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Old 12-26-2009, 10:07 AM   #1
Shawnee123
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So, who's had the incest?



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Old 12-26-2009, 11:04 AM   #2
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My sister and I were visiting West Virginia, and we figured when in Rome...

Oh wait, I don't have a sister. Nevermind.
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:28 AM   #3
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Musta been yer brother
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:43 AM   #4
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1) "Get off me pa, yer crushin' my smokes."
2) "I forgot, your brother has the car."
3) "Are they still brother and sister?"

ten points for each joke you can assign to the above punchlines.
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:08 PM   #5
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Actually, I got all 30. I can write the jokes if you like.
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:42 AM   #6
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30 for me, also.
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