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Old 06-28-2005, 10:10 AM   #11
capnhowdy
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I used to take this fat bitch out to eat at McDonald's............just so I could watch the sign change.............

Took her to a "nice" place. She googled the menu for 10 mins, then told the waiter: "Yes , this will be fine".

....couldn't take her to the bar, tho.... every time she'd sit down a barstool would disappear...........
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