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Old 02-11-2004, 10:44 AM   #1
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the headless phanatic

OK, which one of you fuckers stole the phillie phanatic's head?
THE STORY




think it was Bush??
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:16 AM   #2
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I think it was a disgruntled former Fanatic.
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:46 PM   #3
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Radio station here in Philly is offering $5,000 for the return of the head, which tops the $1,000 reward being offered by, uh, I forget. Anyway, please return the head!
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:09 PM   #4
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Let's fire up the amber alert!
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Old 02-16-2004, 09:57 AM   #5
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We'll be getting a video tape from Bin Ladin soon.
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:50 AM   #6
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Jimbo, please give back the Phanatic's head, you attention whore.
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:05 PM   #7
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so, this morning on my way in to work , i heard Howard Stern taking credit for finding the phanatic's head. he said he was gonna talk about it, but then he got side tracked (as usual) talking about Jay Leno hiring stuttering John away from his show, and i missed it. what happened? anyone?
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:10 PM   #8
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Re: the headless phanatic

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OK, which one of you fuckers stole the phillie phanatic's head?
THE STORY




think it was Bush??
No...I don't think Bush approves of head. (I've waited for years to say that...)
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Old 03-06-2004, 10:19 AM   #9
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any phillies fans out there?

i dislike baseball, but i was given a 2003 phillies yearbook full of nice photos and lots of ads if anyone wants it.

first taker gets it free of charge....i'll even spring for postage.
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