October 5th, 2015: The Cow is Falling, The Cow is Falling

[xoxoxoBruce]

C'mon, seriously? Like that's ever going to happen. Must be a photoshopped joke.


Uh... no.

A French driver said it was a miracle he wasn't killed after being given the shock of his life when a 500 kg cow fell from the sky and landed on the bonnet of his car. The driver was travelling down the departmental road 900 to take his stepson to school near the town of Perthus, on the border with Spain in the Pyrenees mountains. As he drove along he was brought to an abrupt stop when a 500 kg cow crash landed on his car.

According to reports on France Bleu radio the cow had been walking along a cliff high above the road and lost its balance. The animal fell to the road below just as the car was passing, with the bonnet taking most of the impact, although one of the cow’s horns did pierce the windscreen.

That'll wake you up faster than concentrated Death Wish coffee, but it tends to make you soil your clothing.
The poor kid, the one time he's got something really neat to tell his friends he doesn't make it to school.

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