Rational People Unite. - Page 2

Griff · 03-12-2006, 01:11 PM

He has a ken for it but Sponge Bob always gets in his way.

Trilby · 03-12-2006, 02:01 PM

Plankton also has a ken for stealing the elusive and highly secret recipe for the delicious crabbyPattie, but SpongeBob always foils that, too. Plankton owns the Chum Bucket restaurant and is in direct competition with Mr. Crabbs(owner of the CrabbyPattie) for business. The taking over the world thing is like an obsessive hobby with him. I, like most women, find Plankton's power attractive and seductive. I also like his deep, baritone voice.

fargon · 03-12-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

fargon, do NOT take this the wrong way, but, um...

do you do Ecstacy?

And BTW, I dig Plankton.

Sorry to disapoint you Brianna, all my drugs are leagaly prescribed by the VA.

Vicoden, Valium yummy

Cyclefrance · 03-12-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Plankton also has a ken for stealing the elusive and highly secret recipe for the delicious crabbyPattie, but SpongeBob always foils that, too. Plankton owns the Chum Bucket restaurant and is in direct competition with Mr. Crabbs(owner of the CrabbyPattie) for business. The taking over the world thing is like an obsessive hobby with him. I, like most women, find Plankton's power attractive and seductive. I also like his deep, baritone voice.

I'm none the wiser, but then I tend to go for the pork with asaparagus right now - it all sound very interesting though and, hey, I have a powerful, deep, baritone voice....

Kozmique · 03-13-2006, 03:30 AM

I want to take over the world about as much as I want to take over my uncle's mortgage. No, I don't think that's a rational proposition at all.

Cyclefrance · 03-13-2006, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kozmique

I want to take over the world about as much as I want to take over my uncle's mortgage. No, I don't think that's a rational proposition at all.

It is a well-known fact that those who crave world domination have also never been known to have taken over (or wanted to take over) their uncle's mortgage. I think we need something more conclusive and convincing....

fargon · 03-13-2006, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Kozmique

I want to take over the world about as much as I want to take over my uncle's mortgage. No, I don't think that's a rational proposition at all.

And you call terself a pyrate. ARRRGH -5 Pirate Points, and no choclate milk for a week. So It Be Written, So It Be Done. Captian Fargon Emperor of the Knowen Universe

jinx · 03-13-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Plankton owns the Chum Bucket restaurant and is in direct competition with Mr. Crabbs(owner of the CrabbyPattie) for business.

No, no, no... Eugene H. Krabs is the owner of The Krusty Krab restaurant. The Krabby Pattie is the burger.

Trilby · 03-13-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx

No, no, no... Eugene H. Krabs is the owner of The Krusty Krab restaurant. The Krabby Pattie is the burger.

I stand in the presence of Greatness and humbly ask your apologies! You, madam, are correct. It is indeed Mr. Krabs with a K, and the restaurant is the Krusty Krab. now, what can you tell me about the origins of the emotional angst of Squidward?

Kozmique · 03-15-2006, 05:14 AM

True pirates don't want to dominate the world. They just want some wenches and grog.

keryx · 03-15-2006, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kozmique

True pirates don't want to dominate the world. They just want some wenches and grog.

You forgot swag, lots and lots of swag.

Kozmique · 03-15-2006, 12:11 PM

Well, the swag is only necessary in order to obtain the wenches and grog.

Kozmique · 03-15-2006, 12:21 PM

The mortgage statement was merely an analogy, admittedly not a great one. I just meant I'd rather not saddle myself with the extra responsibility. Taking over the whole world would be way too much work for someone who cannot remember to feed the cat. If I were stuck in charge of the world, I'd probably just misplace it or forget it somewhere.

Trilby · 03-15-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kozmique

If I were stuck in charge of the world, I'd probably just misplace it or forget it somewhere.

as well you should, Kozmique. As well you should.

Douglas Adams would be right there with you.

thrillhouse · 03-15-2006, 02:43 PM

a thread for rational individuals? they didn't say anything about this in the brochure.

*scampers off quick-like*

03-12-2006, 01:11 PM	#16
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He has a ken for it but Sponge Bob always gets in his way. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-12-2006, 02:01 PM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Plankton also has a ken for stealing the elusive and highly secret recipe for the delicious crabbyPattie, but SpongeBob always foils that, too. Plankton owns the Chum Bucket restaurant and is in direct competition with Mr. Crabbs(owner of the CrabbyPattie) for business. The taking over the world thing is like an obsessive hobby with him. I, like most women, find Plankton's power attractive and seductive. I also like his deep, baritone voice. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-13-2006, 03:30 AM	#20
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	I want to take over the world about as much as I want to take over my uncle's mortgage. No, I don't think that's a rational proposition at all. __________________ Language is a virus from outer space

03-15-2006, 05:14 AM	#25
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	True pirates don't want to dominate the world. They just want some wenches and grog. __________________ Language is a virus from outer space

03-15-2006, 12:11 PM	#27
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	Well, the swag is only necessary in order to obtain the wenches and grog. __________________ Language is a virus from outer space

03-15-2006, 12:21 PM	#28
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	The mortgage statement was merely an analogy, admittedly not a great one. I just meant I'd rather not saddle myself with the extra responsibility. Taking over the whole world would be way too much work for someone who cannot remember to feed the cat. If I were stuck in charge of the world, I'd probably just misplace it or forget it somewhere. __________________ Language is a virus from outer space

03-15-2006, 02:43 PM	#30
thrillhouse spoonful of bologna Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: salvation holdout central Posts: 333	a thread for rational individuals? they didn't say anything about this in the brochure. scampers off quick-like __________________ i'm drinking stars

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