Slang v Griff

Griff · 03-13-2006, 08:36 PM

I'm picturing a Quiet Man slug fest. I lack a beautiful red haired sister, but will be stocking up on stout.

richlevy · 03-13-2006, 08:38 PM

Or...you could oil yourselves up and go at it like ancient Greek wrestlers. I believe the challenged party gets to choose.

Slang?

Kagen4o4 · 03-13-2006, 09:05 PM

i propose a race around the world! no electricity and no shoes. first one back gets cellar admin for a week*! ok....GO!!!

*actually prize may differ from one mentioned.

03-13-2006, 09:10 PM

Doesn't one of them have to slap the other with a white glove and challenge the slapee to a duel? I forget who gets to choose the weapon, but they both have to name their seconds and meet at dawn, I believe.

En Guarde!

Kagen4o4 · 03-13-2006, 09:55 PM

"pistols at dawn?? awww whyd i have to slap a guy that says stuff"

slang · 03-13-2006, 11:45 PM

Keep your eyes peeled for a bull to come crashing through your fence. He'll be wearing a USMC cap, you'll know it's mine.

Soon after the bull breaches the gate, you'll see some jack-...ah, I mean a guy on a bike come flying through the hole in the gate. That'll be me

Once I stop flipping end over end after losing the front wheel in a rut, I'll be ready for action.

At that time you can ask yourself......do I really want this?

Winner takes all aminals, you win....you get the bull. I win, I get the goats. I'll have lipstick ready and waiting for them.

Cyclefrance · 03-14-2006, 09:11 AM

Sumo!

Elspode · 03-14-2006, 09:17 AM

I want to commend the participants of this thread for resisting the apparent tendency toward homoeroticism despite some obvious allusions made early on. It shows character.

LabRat · 03-14-2006, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

Or...you could oil yourselves up and go at it like ancient Greek wrestlers. I believe the challenged party gets to choose.

Slang?

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling? Brains turn me on...

03-14-2006, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling? Brains turn me on...

I take it you're hoping to oil up Griff then?

(Sorry, Slang - just kidding! Its my little way of getting you back for suggesting I work in the local CPS office)

mrnoodle · 03-14-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I want to commend the participants of this thread for resisting the apparent tendency toward homoeroticism despite some obvious allusions made early on. It shows character.

Although I do find myself mildly aroused.

slang · 03-14-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

.....i propose a race around the world! no electricity and no shoes.

Good Lord man, no shoes? Now that's hardcore.

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

..... like ancient Greek wrestlers......

How did this turn into some Greek wrestling thing? This is a hillbilly scrapin' match, no goofy assed oilin' event.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

"pistols at dawn??

Not that either. This is not death before dishonor this is ....Na, na I took your goat.

Grifflet: Who is that strange man daddy and why is our goat wearing a blonde wig?

Griff: It's ok, he's just showing the goat how much he likes it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling?

Thanks Labrat. There wont be oiling at this event. Thanks for the thought though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

I take it you're hoping to oil up Griff then?

Yes, funny. Funny is always appreciated Mari.

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2006, 02:35 PM

dammit come on and fight already, im on my second box of popcorn and still no action. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

warch · 03-14-2006, 04:09 PM

I think this is the "Quiet Man" scene when they take a needed pub break... Now. Who is handling the wagers?

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2006, 04:18 PM

elspode can take the wagers and mari can walk around in a bikini holding up the round's sign

03-13-2006, 08:36 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Slang v Griff I'm picturing a Quiet Man slug fest. I lack a beautiful red haired sister, but will be stocking up on stout. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-13-2006, 08:38 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Or...you could oil yourselves up and go at it like ancient Greek wrestlers. I believe the challenged party gets to choose. Slang? __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

03-13-2006, 11:45 PM	#6
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Keep your eyes peeled for a bull to come crashing through your fence. He'll be wearing a USMC cap, you'll know it's mine. Soon after the bull breaches the gate, you'll see some jack-...ah, I mean a guy on a bike come flying through the hole in the gate. That'll be me Once I stop flipping end over end after losing the front wheel in a rut, I'll be ready for action. At that time you can ask yourself......do I really want this? Winner takes all aminals, you win....you get the bull. I win, I get the goats. I'll have lipstick ready and waiting for them. __________________ FTFF

03-14-2006, 09:11 AM	#7
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Sumo! __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

03-14-2006, 09:17 AM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I want to commend the participants of this thread for resisting the apparent tendency toward homoeroticism despite some obvious allusions made early on. It shows character. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-13-2006, 09:05 PM	#3
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i propose a race around the world! no electricity and no shoes. first one back gets cellar admin for a week! ok....GO!!! actually prize may differ from one mentioned.

03-13-2006, 09:10 PM	#4
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Doesn't one of them have to slap the other with a white glove and challenge the slapee to a duel? I forget who gets to choose the weapon, but they both have to name their seconds and meet at dawn, I believe. En Guarde!

03-13-2006, 09:55 PM	#5
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"pistols at dawn?? awww whyd i have to slap a guy that says stuff"

03-14-2006, 02:35 PM	#13
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	dammit come on and fight already, im on my second box of popcorn and still no action. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

03-14-2006, 04:09 PM	#14
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	I think this is the "Quiet Man" scene when they take a needed pub break... Now. Who is handling the wagers?

03-14-2006, 04:18 PM	#15
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	elspode can take the wagers and mari can walk around in a bikini holding up the round's sign

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