What's making you happy today? - Page 236

Chocolatl · 03-14-2009, 03:22 PM

Thanks, all!

I actually dropped the top tier of our cake, last year, bringing it home. Utter calamity. We just picked up a new cake from the bakery to eat tonight, after dinner out at the restaurant where we had our reception.

I am pretty sure our marriage will last at least another 75 days, and will count myself very lucky if we get 75 years.

monster · 03-14-2009, 06:42 PM

Top tier is saved for first anniversary here? traditionally becomes christening cake for first baby in UK. of course, there it's heavy fruitcake so doesn't need to be frozen, either....

Pie · 03-14-2009, 07:24 PM

Years, UT. Smarty-pants.

SteveDallas · 03-14-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Top tier is saved for first anniversary here? traditionally becomes christening cake for first baby in UK. of course, there it's heavy fruitcake so doesn't need to be frozen, either....

So, what, you use it as a doorstop till you have the baby?

ZenGum · 03-15-2009, 05:30 AM

then, eat the cake, and what, use the baby as a doorstop?

capnhowdy · 03-15-2009, 07:00 AM

Fuck the cake. Use the door as a baby stop.

J/K

SteveDallas · 03-15-2009, 08:32 AM

If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.

limey · 03-15-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.

Queen of the Ryche · 03-16-2009, 10:07 AM

How do your senses of humor run on full power at that time of morning? Mine doesn't wake up until at least one cup of coffee, and even at that not nearly as quick as you guys.....inspiring.

HungLikeJesus · 03-16-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.

Have you never heard of babycakes?

classicman · 03-16-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Have you never heard of babycakes?

Is that were they come from....

monster · 03-16-2009, 09:48 PM

You can't fuck the cake to make a baby -that would be irresponsible because the cake is full of alcohol and so the baby would be brain-damaged...

ZenGum · 03-17-2009, 04:55 AM

...thereby making it suitable for use as a doorstop, and saving it a fortune in booze and drug costs throughout its life...

jinx · 03-17-2009, 05:08 PM

It's Spring! The frogs were doin' it today!

DanaC · 03-17-2009, 05:09 PM

You know what's goin' down in Paris?

:P

03-14-2009, 06:42 PM	#3527
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Top tier is saved for first anniversary here? traditionally becomes christening cake for first baby in UK. of course, there it's heavy fruitcake so doesn't need to be frozen, either.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-14-2009, 07:24 PM	#3528
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Years, UT. Smarty-pants. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-15-2009, 05:30 AM	#3530
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	then, eat the cake, and what, use the baby as a doorstop? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-15-2009, 07:00 AM	#3531
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Fuck the cake. Use the door as a baby stop. J/K __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-16-2009, 10:07 AM	#3534
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	How do your senses of humor run on full power at that time of morning? Mine doesn't wake up until at least one cup of coffee, and even at that not nearly as quick as you guys.....inspiring. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

03-14-2009, 03:22 PM	#3526
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Thanks, all! I actually dropped the top tier of our cake, last year, bringing it home. Utter calamity. We just picked up a new cake from the bakery to eat tonight, after dinner out at the restaurant where we had our reception. I am pretty sure our marriage will last at least another 75 days, and will count myself very lucky if we get 75 years.

03-15-2009, 08:32 AM	#3532
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.

03-16-2009, 09:48 PM	#3537
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You can't fuck the cake to make a baby -that would be irresponsible because the cake is full of alcohol and so the baby would be brain-damaged... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-17-2009, 04:55 AM	#3538
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	...thereby making it suitable for use as a doorstop, and saving it a fortune in booze and drug costs throughout its life... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-17-2009, 05:08 PM	#3539
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	It's Spring! The frogs were doin' it today! __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-17-2009, 05:09 PM	#3540
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	You know what's goin' down in Paris? :P

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