The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 549

Ibby · 04-13-2010, 03:21 PM

Weak drinks are the key; Vodka and whiskey, for instance, would make for a really dangerous game, by the end. 1/3 to 1/2 liquor per glass would be better, or a light beer and a dark beer, or a white wine and a red wine...

Gravdigr · 04-13-2010, 04:54 PM

I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.

Mayor of Shekou · 04-13-2010, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.

Silicon spray lube to reduce thigh friction? Insecticide? Spraypaint to hide embarrassing tear in tights? Air freshener???

lumberjim · 04-13-2010, 06:52 PM

FDS

squirell nutkin · 04-13-2010, 07:55 PM

I'm guessing rash from friction or razor burn or crotch rot. Benzocaine or something like it.

DanaC · 04-13-2010, 08:14 PM

Or heat (or cool) spray to counter pain from a muscle injury.

Griff · 04-13-2010, 08:48 PM

routine treatment for a punt...

spudcon · 04-13-2010, 09:05 PM

WD40

ZenGum · 04-14-2010, 06:15 AM

She likes it?

TheMercenary · 04-14-2010, 08:28 AM

It's a bush fire burnning... they are just putting it out.

classicman · 04-14-2010, 10:10 AM

Those wily japanese - they're cheating somehow! I just know it

Gravdigr · 04-14-2010, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

routine treatment for a punt...

impress · 04-15-2010, 04:37 AM

This past Saturday, I took this photo of the door to the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles:

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Happy Monkey · 04-15-2010, 09:57 AM

The top sign is a pro-hypnotism entreaty. The bottom sign clarifies that. Not AN entrance; Entrance!

Shawnee123 · 04-16-2010, 01:05 PM

This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a bed?
Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread
What are you at getting terribly crisp?
What do you think will come of this?

I don’t like the look of it.

04-13-2010, 03:21 PM	#8221
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Weak drinks are the key; Vodka and whiskey, for instance, would make for a really dangerous game, by the end. 1/3 to 1/2 liquor per glass would be better, or a light beer and a dark beer, or a white wine and a red wine... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-13-2010, 04:54 PM	#8222
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What. THE. Fuck? I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-13-2010, 06:52 PM	#8224
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	FDS __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-13-2010, 07:55 PM	#8225
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I'm guessing rash from friction or razor burn or crotch rot. Benzocaine or something like it. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-13-2010, 08:48 PM	#8227
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	routine treatment for a punt... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-13-2010, 09:05 PM	#8228
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	WD40 __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

04-14-2010, 06:15 AM	#8229
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	She likes it? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-14-2010, 08:28 AM	#8230
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	It's a bush fire burnning... they are just putting it out.

04-14-2010, 10:10 AM	#8231
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Those wily japanese - they're cheating somehow! I just know it __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-15-2010, 04:37 AM	#8233
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	This past Saturday, I took this photo of the door to the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles: __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

04-15-2010, 09:57 AM	#8234
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	The top sign is a pro-hypnotism entreaty. The bottom sign clarifies that. Not AN entrance; Entrance! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-16-2010, 01:05 PM	#8235
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it. Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee If you are wise, you’ll listen to me What do you get when you tan in a bed? Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread What are you at getting terribly crisp? What do you think will come of this? I don’t like the look of it. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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