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Old 08-10-2005, 03:17 PM   #751
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It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think?
Day late, dollar short, m'friend. Cause all those hairy big-ass trucks you're seein? Those are rolling 2-inch-dicks already. Sorry.
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:25 PM   #752
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Day late, dollar short, m'friend. Cause all those hairy big-ass trucks you're seein? Those are rolling 2-inch-dicks already. Sorry.
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Old 08-10-2005, 05:34 PM   #753
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Presumably in the drivers seat?
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Old 08-10-2005, 06:18 PM   #754
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yep.
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Old 08-11-2005, 11:16 AM   #755
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WHERE?
bri, your impressed by a 2" dick?
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Old 08-11-2005, 01:58 PM   #756
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I imagine it's more in the spirit of "two in. the bush is better than one in the hand" or something like that.
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Old 08-11-2005, 02:04 PM   #757
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two in. the bush and one in each hand would probably be better.
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Old 08-11-2005, 04:34 PM   #758
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Here's a WTF for ya:

"Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks"
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:06 PM   #759
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Here's a WTF for ya:

"Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks"
I'm not sure what the real WTF is, the story or the fact that some local news found it news worthy to carry it.
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Old 08-14-2005, 02:48 AM   #760
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i agree with him. these people are harebrained.

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Old 08-14-2005, 08:39 AM   #761
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Egad man! Freaky...

As if it wasnt worrying enough that he had a DRILL STUCK IN HIS TOUNGE, why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd.
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Old 08-14-2005, 09:05 AM   #762
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Safety first! Remember, kids, when sticking a drill through your tongue, remember to cut the power cord off, first!
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Old 08-14-2005, 11:35 AM   #763
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He has nice tassels.

I think I saw something about this on National Geographic Explorer. (and a couple IOTDs)

Their gods are thirsty.
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:07 AM   #764
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One day my daughters are going to come home and ask if they can have their cheek pierced...WITH A POWER DRILL! Then... my head will explode.
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:09 AM   #765
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...why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd.
They dude's got a power drill hangin out of his tounge and your worried about a pink bib?
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