The procrastination thread - Page 10

Sundae · 09-22-2011, 10:57 AM

Want to hear something disgusting?

Okay then.

Since Monday I have had the house to myself every morning.
Although I get up at the same time, I have the whole house to myself. I can loll about watching TV, or on the internet or anything I fancy without any comment.

So yes, I shower and brush my teeth every morning.
But I usually find I am running late if I want to wash and dry my hair.
So I don't!
I've used Dry Shampoo for 3 days now.
HAHAHAHAHA!

Lazy bitch.

anonymous · 09-22-2011, 12:19 PM

My mother used dry shampoo for several years. She had long hair and it became a trial and then impossible for her to manage washing it on her own. I don't know how many years (three, four?) but I swear, you'd never have known.

Sundae · 09-22-2011, 01:03 PM

Dry shampoo itself is not disgusting.
What is, is the fact I'm using it rather than washing my short hair, in order to have an extra 15 minutes (max) faffing about.

Yes - 15 minutes tops. I have short, fine hair and it is hardly a trauma or a chore to wash and dry it.

My disgust at myself is a moral thing, rather than a hygeine thing.

BigV · 09-22-2011, 01:23 PM

if you do it right, you can faphph about in the shower, no?

Sundae · 09-22-2011, 01:43 PM

I do my faphphing about the night before.
Not every night.
But it relaxes me and helps me sleep.

Clodfobble · 09-22-2011, 03:18 PM

I think your error is in making the effort to dry it. It will do that on its own, you know. Washing it should only be 2 extra minutes in the shower, tops.

limey · 09-22-2011, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

if you do it right, you can faphph about in the shower, no?

I wish I could remember that that is the correct way to spell faphph!

BigV · 09-22-2011, 08:56 PM

try fingerspelling it. you'll never forget it again.

monster · 09-22-2011, 09:12 PM

what a strange use for the anon login....

ZenGum · 09-22-2011, 10:25 PM

I haven't used shampoo for years. Really.

I shower daily and scrub through my hair with my fingers, and I brush it thoroughly. My hair is healthy and clean. This probably only works because I keep it fairly short.

monster · 09-22-2011, 10:48 PM

beest hadn't used shampoo for 20ish years, but just restarted. On the way back from Yellowstone we swam in a sulphur spring and he used some to get the smell out of his hair. The extra fluffieness is very sexy. but it drives him nuts. it's in his face all the time. but teh sexy wins

I don't use shampoo. Except after I bleach -which is about twice a year.

Pete Zicato · 09-22-2011, 10:53 PM

My hair is really oily. I have to wash it every day.

monster · 09-22-2011, 10:54 PM

Who doesn't wash their hair every day? (apart from Europeans)

monster · 09-22-2011, 10:56 PM

That's one of the things that made me feel like I belonged here: Daily showers over weekly bath -and enough bathrooms and boiler power to make that practical

anonymous · 09-23-2011, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

what a strange use for the anon login....

My mother was very self-conscious about it. It's not my secret, but hers, so I'm preserving her anonymity.

09-22-2011, 10:57 AM	#136
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Want to hear something disgusting? Okay then. Since Monday I have had the house to myself every morning. Although I get up at the same time, I have the whole house to myself. I can loll about watching TV, or on the internet or anything I fancy without any comment. So yes, I shower and brush my teeth every morning. But I usually find I am running late if I want to wash and dry my hair. So I don't! I've used Dry Shampoo for 3 days now. HAHAHAHAHA! Lazy bitch. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-22-2011, 01:03 PM	#138
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dry shampoo itself is not disgusting. What is, is the fact I'm using it rather than washing my short hair, in order to have an extra 15 minutes (max) faffing about. Yes - 15 minutes tops. I have short, fine hair and it is hardly a trauma or a chore to wash and dry it. My disgust at myself is a moral thing, rather than a hygeine thing. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-22-2011, 01:23 PM	#139
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	if you do it right, you can faphph about in the shower, no? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-22-2011, 01:43 PM	#140
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I do my faphphing about the night before. Not every night. But it relaxes me and helps me sleep. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-22-2011, 03:18 PM	#141
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I think your error is in making the effort to dry it. It will do that on its own, you know. Washing it should only be 2 extra minutes in the shower, tops. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-22-2011, 12:19 PM	#137
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	My mother used dry shampoo for several years. She had long hair and it became a trial and then impossible for her to manage washing it on her own. I don't know how many years (three, four?) but I swear, you'd never have known.

09-22-2011, 08:56 PM	#143
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	try fingerspelling it. you'll never forget it again. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-22-2011, 09:12 PM	#144
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	what a strange use for the anon login.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2011, 10:25 PM	#145
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I haven't used shampoo for years. Really. I shower daily and scrub through my hair with my fingers, and I brush it thoroughly. My hair is healthy and clean. This probably only works because I keep it fairly short. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-22-2011, 10:48 PM	#146
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	beest hadn't used shampoo for 20ish years, but just restarted. On the way back from Yellowstone we swam in a sulphur spring and he used some to get the smell out of his hair. The extra fluffieness is very sexy. but it drives him nuts. it's in his face all the time. but teh sexy wins I don't use shampoo. Except after I bleach -which is about twice a year. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2011, 10:53 PM	#147
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	My hair is really oily. I have to wash it every day. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

09-22-2011, 10:54 PM	#148
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Who doesn't wash their hair every day? (apart from Europeans) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2011, 10:56 PM	#149
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That's one of the things that made me feel like I belonged here: Daily showers over weekly bath -and enough bathrooms and boiler power to make that practical __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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