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Old 05-19-2004, 10:20 PM   #1
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Feminists armed w/ultra-sonic devices harass Brian's brain-Steel helmet ineffective

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Pity Brian H. His life hasn't been the same since a mysterious government agency, devoted entirely to controlling his mind, began dogging his every move. The 50-ish former investment banker has taken to sleeping in his car and hiding out in Wal-Mart parking lots just to get a little peace. But still the agents of this nefarious organization -- most of them women carrying purses and flashing wicked grins -- seek out Brian and attempt to boil his brain with weird, ultrasonic devices.Link to Article
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:32 PM   #2
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:57 PM   #3
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uhmmmmm..... Wolf? Where are you when we need you?
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:24 AM   #4
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Dealing with real nuts. I have enough on my plate with domestic ones. I don't need to import any, although it happens on occasion. One of my favorites was a fellow that got on a bus in San Diego, CA, and managed, somehow, to make it all the way across the country to my jurisdiction.

I also had a guy walk from New Jersey. He beat out the previous record, which was a guy who had walked from Center City Philadelphia to the Northwestern part of my county. Really BAD blisters. If you're going to be crazy and walk, make sure you have good thick socks and shoes with decent arch support that fit properly.
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Old 05-20-2004, 03:02 AM   #5
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Thanks for the tips.
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:44 AM   #6
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Was his name F. Gump by any chance. Adored that film & so wanted parts of it to be true. Hey Ho.
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