malicious gifting

zippyt · 12-02-2005, 08:15 PM

What i meen by this is , giveing something for Xmas that will confound ,be anoying ,or be destructive to some bodys house that you know( friends , family , etc,,,,) that expects a gift ( but that you don't really like ) .
Examples ,
1) we have given the largest PLAYDO play set we could find to a couple that has HEATHEN children ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and new carpet .
2) subscribeing a VEGAN to the steaks of the month club.
3) sign up a VERRY gay scared and VERRY hetro dude up for PLAYGIRL !!!

I am thinking about giveing out a few Karaoke sets this year !!!!!

seakdivers · 12-02-2005, 08:35 PM

Oh yes. I definitely do this every year.

My sister and her boyfriend have 6 kids between the two of them.... this Christmas is going to be sweeeeet!

I figure there's enough kids to make an orchestra. One of them is getting a set of cymbals for sure!

zippyt · 12-02-2005, 08:56 PM

Thats awhat I'm Talking about !!!!!!!!

A 6 piece combo , SWEEEET !!!!!!!

Perry Winkle · 12-02-2005, 09:05 PM

Kazoo and a harmonica are must gifts for little kids. They'll blow on the things all day and they make the most annoying sounds on earth.

seakdivers · 12-02-2005, 10:15 PM

One year I found this super annoying electronic pogo stick that would make the most irritating sounds at about 100 decibels if it was touched at all, and about 1000000 decibels if it was jumped on. I gave it to their most hyper kid.

**virtual high five to all my malicious gifting friends**

Grant....ooooooo a kazoo... hadn't thought of that one yet. Imagine 6 of them.

yessss....

Perry Winkle · 12-02-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers

ooooooo a kazoo... hadn't thought of that one yet. Imagine 6 of them.

yessss....

Ra-roh!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-02-2005, 10:29 PM

I had a keychain with a little locomotive on it. When you yank the chain it would go into a set routine of blowing the whistle and making fart and slow choo choo sounds. When you heard the first whistle you were in for a 40 second routine that was unvaried and unstoppable, short of killing it.
I showed it to a friend who thought it was cute so I said, I'm giving this to you.....if you want to give it to your kid it's on you.
When I left 2 hours later he was regretting his decision to give it to the kid but I was clean.

This year, a gift certificate for $5,000.....toward a new Boeing 737.

capnhowdy · 12-02-2005, 10:36 PM

an 8 week old puppy makes a nice gift.....or an ant farm.

Don't forget the stocking stuffers. Cap guns and Silly String. Oh yeah.... and slingshots.

zippyt · 12-02-2005, 10:41 PM

the worst gift given to me one year was this neat ass lead toy solder set , cool molds , with a melter pot and lead to melt ,
i read the instructions , plugged it up and started makeing lead soldgers ,
all at about 6:00am a day AFTER xmas ,
all was well untill MOM smelt the smoldering carpet in the liveing room and the spilled lead !!!!

Gee that new play set dissapeared real fast

SteveDallas · 12-03-2005, 08:10 AM

Actually a harmonica isn't THAT horrible. They will always be blowing a chord that's sort of in tune, and if they really blow it hard the reeds will just sieze up and not make a sound.

Having said that, my sister and I once received finger paints from my aunt. Next year my mom gave my cousin a drum. Coincidence?? You decide.

capnhowdy · 12-03-2005, 08:23 AM

....science fiction music fading in.........

...GIFT WARS!...

Griff · 12-03-2005, 08:34 AM

We received a series of noisy malicious gifts from relatives who were not happy that my kids are not loud and obnoxious. Revenge was far too easy in that case.

wolf · 12-03-2005, 01:36 PM

I reserve the purchasing of loud toys only for the children of friends that I think truly deserve that.

I'm just like Santa. Good kids get good presents.

SteveDallas · 12-03-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I'm just like Santa.

Are you sure you're not just like my older brother? One Christmas morning when I was about 6 or 7 I woke up to find no presents and my stocking filled with rocks.

Badgerino · 12-03-2005, 05:16 PM

It was not a Christmas gift, but I gave a woman who lives in my neighborhood my Blockbuster movie pass to use. This is the one where you can take any 2 movies out at a time and get more when you bring them back. This woman does not work and so she was going to Blockbuster twice a day, which is what suspected would happen and had a private chuckle about it. About a month later she was worn out with watching videos and running back and forth, so she gave me the pass back and I promptly cancelled it. Is it wrong to do something good to be bad? Could be.

12-02-2005, 08:15 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	malicious gifting What i meen by this is , giveing something for Xmas that will confound ,be anoying ,or be destructive to some bodys house that you know( friends , family , etc,,,,) that expects a gift ( but that you don't really like ) . Examples , 1) we have given the largest PLAYDO play set we could find to a couple that has HEATHEN children ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and new carpet . 2) subscribeing a VEGAN to the steaks of the month club. 3) sign up a VERRY gay scared and VERRY hetro dude up for PLAYGIRL !!! I am thinking about giveing out a few Karaoke sets this year !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner Last edited by zippyt; 12-02-2005 at 08:17 PM. Reason: DUUUU!!!

12-02-2005, 08:56 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Thats awhat I'm Talking about !!!!!!!! A 6 piece combo , SWEEEET !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-02-2005, 10:29 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I had a keychain with a little locomotive on it. When you yank the chain it would go into a set routine of blowing the whistle and making fart and slow choo choo sounds. When you heard the first whistle you were in for a 40 second routine that was unvaried and unstoppable, short of killing it. I showed it to a friend who thought it was cute so I said, I'm giving this to you.....if you want to give it to your kid it's on you. When I left 2 hours later he was regretting his decision to give it to the kid but I was clean. This year, a gift certificate for $5,000.....toward a new Boeing 737. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-02-2005, 10:36 PM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	an 8 week old puppy makes a nice gift.....or an ant farm. Don't forget the stocking stuffers. Cap guns and Silly String. Oh yeah.... and slingshots. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-02-2005, 10:41 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	the worst gift given to me one year was this neat ass lead toy solder set , cool molds , with a melter pot and lead to melt , i read the instructions , plugged it up and started makeing lead soldgers , all at about 6:00am a day AFTER xmas , all was well untill MOM smelt the smoldering carpet in the liveing room and the spilled lead !!!! Gee that new play set dissapeared real fast __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-02-2005, 08:35 PM	#2
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Oh yes. I definitely do this every year. My sister and her boyfriend have 6 kids between the two of them.... this Christmas is going to be sweeeeet! I figure there's enough kids to make an orchestra. One of them is getting a set of cymbals for sure!

12-02-2005, 09:05 PM	#4
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Kazoo and a harmonica are must gifts for little kids. They'll blow on the things all day and they make the most annoying sounds on earth.

12-02-2005, 10:15 PM	#5
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	One year I found this super annoying electronic pogo stick that would make the most irritating sounds at about 100 decibels if it was touched at all, and about 1000000 decibels if it was jumped on. I gave it to their most hyper kid. virtual high five to all my malicious gifting friends Grant....ooooooo a kazoo... hadn't thought of that one yet. Imagine 6 of them. yessss....

12-03-2005, 08:10 AM	#10
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Actually a harmonica isn't THAT horrible. They will always be blowing a chord that's sort of in tune, and if they really blow it hard the reeds will just sieze up and not make a sound. Having said that, my sister and I once received finger paints from my aunt. Next year my mom gave my cousin a drum. Coincidence?? You decide.

12-03-2005, 08:23 AM	#11
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	....science fiction music fading in......... ...GIFT WARS!... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-03-2005, 08:34 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We received a series of noisy malicious gifts from relatives who were not happy that my kids are not loud and obnoxious. Revenge was far too easy in that case. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-03-2005, 01:36 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I reserve the purchasing of loud toys only for the children of friends that I think truly deserve that. I'm just like Santa. Good kids get good presents. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-03-2005, 05:16 PM	#15
Badgerino Complex Simpleton Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin Posts: 18	It was not a Christmas gift, but I gave a woman who lives in my neighborhood my Blockbuster movie pass to use. This is the one where you can take any 2 movies out at a time and get more when you bring them back. This woman does not work and so she was going to Blockbuster twice a day, which is what suspected would happen and had a private chuckle about it. About a month later she was worn out with watching videos and running back and forth, so she gave me the pass back and I promptly cancelled it. Is it wrong to do something good to be bad? Could be.

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