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Old 03-12-2007, 04:50 PM   #16
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And what happens when the cow finds out that pork is the other white meat?

And if you can cook a turkey, duck and chicken together and call it a "turducken", do you call a cow, pig, chicken combo a cowpiken?
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:55 PM   #17
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do you call a cow, pig, chicken combo a cowpiken?
Wow, you'd need something really big to cook that in...like an old water tank.

I'm hungry.
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:53 PM   #18
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Most of these professional BBQ outfits around here could handle it. Don't think I could afford it though.
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:16 AM   #19
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I see a new Chik-Fil-A ad in the works...
was thinking the same when I saw this on cnn...

perhaps kfc will start marketing to cows... :p
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:23 AM   #20
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They need to do something. "Sweet Home Alabama" just doesn't make a lot of sense.
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:49 AM   #21
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And what happens when the cow finds out that pork is the other white meat?

And if you can cook a turkey, duck and chicken together and call it a "turducken", do you call a cow, pig, chicken combo a cowpiken?
wouldn't that be cowpikenkenkenkenkenkenkenpikenkenkenkenkenken? or veapotbellypikenkenken?
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:24 PM   #22
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Cows produce beef, chickens produce chicken. Yet they are both vegetarians!? I think not anymore...
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:55 PM   #23
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:02 AM   #24
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If chickens are hungry they will eat just about anything.
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:46 AM   #25
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Cattle are not very discriminate with their food intake. I've seen firsthand or heard secondhand from my siblings some of our pet cow's more unusual dietary tastes, like plastic, pickles, various lollies, live frogs and beef-flavoured dry dog food. At various times, I think we all played the same game of "let's see if the cow will eat it".

This lack of discrimination explains why cattle farmers would feed cattle ground up bits of other animals (until mad cow disease curtailed that practice) and why this Indian cow went for chicken-flavoured munchies.
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:49 AM   #26
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I agree, with the exception of never seeing one behave in a predatory fashion.
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:19 PM   #27
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Don't watch if you don't want to see a cow eating a chick.
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Old 03-25-2007, 10:11 AM   #28
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If you do watch, though, notice how they've tied the chick down to the ground with a piece of string.
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Old 03-25-2007, 12:58 PM   #29
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If you do watch, though, notice how they've tied the chick down to the ground with a piece of string.
Sick people. Wouldn't be surprised if they rolled it in clover too.

That calf looks like it's been trained to eat chickens. I wonder if it also does addition, mooing the correct number of times when presented with a problem?
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Old 03-25-2007, 01:44 PM   #30
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=When his chickens started disappearing a few weeks ago, a farmer in eastern India figured dogs or jackals were to blame -- until he discovered his calf making a meal of his poultry.

The farmer and his 1-year-old calf have since become local celebrities, with the carnivorous cow appearing on television in India's West Bengal state and hundreds of people flocking to see them in Chandipur, a village 145 miles southwest of Calcutta, the state capital.=
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Sick people. Wouldn't be surprised if they rolled it in clover too.

That calf looks like it's been trained to eat chickens. I wonder if it also does addition, mooing the correct number of times when presented with a problem?
I'd guess it's now a tourist attraction, so they do what they can to encourage it while the audience is there,
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